(O)possum Party

I have been banned from continuing to discuss the existence of the French Revolution in the Bridgerton universe at family dinners

it’s funny bc I do believe the Sir Cameron book has a good heart and a very Chunk Tingle ‘love is real’ message, but the spider alien book isssssss just the worst person ever slowly realizing that being kind is nice. after already having done every bad action possible. so maybe less people will be calling this one cozy

just saw a Reddit post from a woman who had a memorial tattoo dedicated to her childhood friend turned high school sweetheart who died unexpectedly at the age of 20. her new boyfriend said that it’s weird and makes him feel “disrespected” and makes him feel like she’s not over her ex and suggested she should get it removed. the top comment said “it’s fine that it bothers him but he shouldn’t demand you remove it” I just want to say no, it’s not fine that it bothers him and if you find yourself jealous of your new girlfriend’s dead longterm boyfriend, you should get a fucking grip. got beef with a dead kid? mad that your girlfriend still thinks about her prom date who died a tragic premature death? loserrrrrr.

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

i think we as a fandom genuinely forget how kevin and andrew are literally like best friends. like andrew went with kevin to california. at the start of tfc everyone describes them as literally joined at the hip. if andreil ever got married KEVIN WOULD LITERALLY BE ANDREW'S BEST MAN. kevin will call andrew in the future when they're all graduated because he knows andrew will pick up. they had a single carry-on between them in tgr. they probably stayed in the same hotel room. they fight like an old married couple throughout the og trilogy constantly. kevin knows how to rile andrew up and to calm him down. nora can pry kandrew (romantic and platonic) from my cold dead fucking hands.

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

picked up the doler👍

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

A fresh new year, and you survived.