Twilight Is Inherently Racist

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

Tbh, I bet Bella could deadpan hard enough to convince the student body of forks high that the Cullens were body glitter enthusiasts. Like, imagine Newton witnessing a Shimmer™️ from Edward, who got elbowed very briefly from under an awning into the light for being annoying and Bella looks Mike dead in the eye and says that Edward has been prepping for a rave for a solid two days and it has been hell

The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene

people we've got to stop falling for the "stephenie meyer claims carlisle sunk the titanic" post. it has no source cited, you can google those phrases together and nothing will come up except fandom jokes and magic treehouse books, and also, stephenie meyer doesn't "post"

“We could’ve built this place in seventy two hours, but human rights violations kept us from completely treating these people like animals in a zoo.”

Bella Swan didn't escape from Alice and Jasper via airport bathroom, force herself to hallucinate her ex-boyfriend, punch Jacob in the face, and demand vampire sex for everyone to refer to her as a doormat.

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

much love to ‘i love my blorbo but they did all that’ but there should be a new category of ‘i love my blorbo but they were written by someone with transparent but unspoken biases and you gotta understand that context’

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

I think it's so important to hear her voice. Like literally, if you can, listen to her voice. Listen to her accent. Listen to that rasp that tells you how long she's been shouting and how long she's been crying. Listen to the Distortion from that microphone, listen to the sound from the crowd. Listen to how desperately she needs these people who left their homes and came out in the streets and risked their lives for Community she loves and tries to help, how much she needs him to listen to her for two God damn minutes. Realize this is her speaking to you literally half a century ago. It's been 50 fucking years and some of y'all still aren't listening.

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