You’re Not Welcome, But Please Stay

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The synopsis reads, "Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.

When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.

But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you

you SAY they went bonkers

but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings

one toe over the starting line

looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves