To The Moon

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

happy pride month

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

I LOVEE to see "old people" being chosen ones. YASSS that bitter old grandpa sick with grief is definitely going to save the world through the power of friendship and healing. I believe it.

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

thank you to trees and also rain

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge