To The Moon

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

person (non-practicing)

Do you wanna go beat eachother up in the woods? (Flirting)

I get it though. Every time i watch a 90s movie where broke 20 somethings are just hanging out and partying in the city nonstop wearing cute clothes i have to remind myself that it's fake . It's fake.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

doomscrolling thru the weather app