"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

where's that picture that ruined my life

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation