pingas

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

the purpose of a toy is what it does

oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

im a well behaved beetle.

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[panting, covered in blood and viscera] i just need to work on my plan I just need to work on my plan

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

i wont cum till the spider starts crawling towards me in the video

i went back in time and gave a snail an emerald