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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95ยฐC and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
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I need everyone whoโs new to Critical Role/TLOVM to know this is Taliesin Jaffe (the voice of Percy) at his senior prom.
Yโall are enjoying Taliesin so here, have some Taliesin facts:
- his family has been in the film business literally since it was invented (his great grandmother was a silent film actress and married a producer. His grandfather, George Axelrod, was a well known screenwriter and director.)
- he got to train dolphins when he was 7 for a movie he was in.
- he was a child actor until he was 13 and had a role in an episode of Bay Watch that was so ridiculous, he said โthis is bullshitโ and quit.
- he was once locked in a coffin while LARPing as a vampire.
- he came out as bisexual on a talk show about comics.
- he officiated Matt and Marishaโs wedding.
- he worked at RenFaire for years and is some kind of celebrity in that scene. People at RenFaire will call him Lord Taliesin and come up to make out with him and/or buy him drinks.
- he has apparently promised his skull to someone in his will but wonโt say who.
- He lived in japan for a while and sold toy lightsabers
- he was an anime fan when that wasnt really a thing, going to conventions where the anime section had couple dosen quests, eventually being in a japanese gameshow bit about american anime fans with all other 15 cosplayers in the US
- He has been directing anime dubs since about 19, looking like this
- percy was originally a character from a script aboutย โโthe poor bastard that introduced firearms to the worldโโ
- during his child acting days he played a lot of abused kids because he was just really cute and innocent looking
- he played a strawberry in a Kellogs cereal comertial
- his mom Nina axelrod worked on the Critters franchise (which is funny)
#THE CRITICAL ROLE GUY IS RELATED TO GEORGE AXELROD?????#AS IN THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH GEORGE AXELROD?????? THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE GEORGE AXELROD?????????
Taliesin is the son of Nina axelrod, daughter of George axelrod yes, fun facts about Tal and his grandpa I can think of off the top of my head:
- George would critique baby Tals school essays and other writings, often with other big hollywood writers that happened to be visiting, absolutely tearing into this childs writing skills
- Taliesin got George to come down and do voiceover for an anime fandub Tal was doing before his voicover directing career took off
- During said voicover session George had a heart attack and almost had the best last words for an LA producerย โโDONT LET ME DIE IN THE VALLEY!โโ
- Taliesin would oftentimes spend time with his grandparents in New york alternating between high society parties and goth club raves
Had to drop everything bc I've been headcanoning this song for madelaine for so long and her conversation with lavonte's basically cemented it in my mind ad infinitum

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May we all know decadence such as this
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink โwow dis isnโt even a bit!! im just wike dis UwUโ
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
โWorld Heritage Post
One of my favorite linguistic phenomena isย rebracketing, which is when a word or words is/are redivided differently, either two words becoming one, one word heard as two, or part of one word interpreted as part of the other.ย This frequently happens with articles, for example:
apron was originally napron, but โa napronโ was interpreted as โan apronโ
newt comes from ewt by the same process
In the opposite direction, nickname comes from Middle English nekename which in turn came from ekename (an ekename -> a nekename) where โekeโ was an old word meaning โalsoโ or โadditionalโ (so basically โan additional nameโ)
ammunition comes from an obsolete dialectal French amunition, which came from munition, the phrase la munition being heard as lโamunition.
the nickname Ned comes from Ed, via โmine Edโ being heard as โmy Nedโ (in archaic English, โmyโ and โmineโ had the same relationship as โaโ and โanโ), same with several other nicknames like Nell
The word โorangeโ ulimately derives from the Arabic nฤranj, via French โorangeโ, the n being lost via a similar process involving the indefinite article, e.g., something like French โune norangeโ becoming โune orangeโ (itโs unclear which specific Romance language it first happened in)
in the Southern US at least (not sure about elsewhere), โanotherโ is often analyzed as โa notherโ, hence the phrase โa whole notherโ
omelet has a whole series of interesting changes; it comes from French omelette, earlier alemette (swapping around the /l/ and /m/), from alemelle from an earlier lemelle (la lemelle -> lโalemelle)
Related to this, sometimes two words, especially when borrowed into another language, will be taken as one.ย Numerous words were borrowed from Arabic with the definite article al- attached to them.ย Spanish el lagarto became English alligator.ย An interesting twist is admiral, earlier amiral (the d probably got in there from the influence of words like โadministerโ) from Arabic amir al- (lord of the ___), particularly the phrase amir al-bahr, literally โlord of the seaโ.
Sometimes the opposite happens.ย A foreign word will look like two words, or like a word with an affix.ย For example, the Arabic kitaab (book) was borrowed into Swahili as kitabu.ย ki- happens toย be the singular form of one of the Swahili genders, and so it was interpreted as ki-tabu.ย To form the plural of that gender, you replace ki- with vi-, thus, โbooksโ in Swahili is vitabu.ย The Greek name Alexander became, in Arabic, Iskander, with the initial al- heard as the article al-.
Similarly, the English word Cherry came from Old Norman Frenchย cherise, with the s on the end interpreted as the plural -s.ย Interestingly enough, that word came from Vulgar Latinย ceresia, a feminine singular noun, but originally the plural of the neuter nounย ceresium!ย So a Latin plural was reinterpreted as a singular in Vulgar Latin, which in turn was interpreted as a plural when borrowed into English!
The English suffix -burger used with various foods (e.g., cheeseburger, or more informally chickenburger, etc.) was misanlyzed from Hamburger as Ham-burger, itself from the city of Hamburg
This can happen even with native words.ย Modern Frenchย once is used for the snow leopard, but originally meant โlynxโ.ย In Old French, it wasย lonce (ultimately from the same source as lynx), which was reinterpreted asย lโonce!ย In English, the word โpeaโ was originally โpeaseโ, but that looked like it had the plural -s on it, and so the word โpeaโ was created from it. ย Likewise, the adjectiveย lone came fromย alone, heard as โa loneโ, but alone itself came originally fromย all one.
When I was a kid, I used to wonder who the heck was Ollie and why are his ocks in free?
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
she hugs her own foot like itโs a stuffed animal iโm gonna throw up

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LaVonteโs response to being called gay definitely feels like a man from the 80s, especially from the toxic American Psycho business world. The homophobia of the era, the lack of social acceptance, the HIV/AIDS epidemic being referred to publicly as โthe gay plagueโ โ it would have been social suicide especially in the conservative environment of Reagan/Bush 1-era America. His denial seems like a snap reaction out of fear of being discovered. Because itโs not that LaVonte is outright homophobic; he expresses no issue with Madelaineโs sexuality or Maya and Ameliaโs. And it goes without saying Lou has no issue playing a queer character. Remember when Squakโs bisexual ass seduced Theodore and Jeremy Renner and couldnโt stop talking about how hot Andhera was? So, by process of elimination, we can conclude itโs internalized homophobia. Whether he and HJ are together romantically isnโt the point; itโs the insinuation that they have an intimate relationship beyond business partners being spoken about openly, even though their behaviour and words make it clear their relationship does go deeper than that.
I do hope this is a characterization Lou continues to explore. I think itโs interesting seeing someone who should be in his sixties/seventies deal with the trauma afflicted on him from the era in which he was embraced as a vampire. Thereโs something compelling there.
this meme is so niche
im so fucking stubborn
michael what the fuck.
no its one of my fancy pencils :)
the end cap comes off :)
oh lard
my son he is sick he has every disease
we are nearing peak deviancy
happy back-to-school day
im so clever that its sickening
if i breathe wrong i'll lose him
it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes
at what point does this stop being a pencil
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[Image of text saying,
Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.
To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('ฤildra') was the plural of 'child' ('ฤild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.
"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.
End ID.]
does anyone know why this happens ?