eat the rich

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

Holmes, 20 minutes into their sexy doctor roleplay, realizing that Watson has checked his blood pressure, listened to his lungs, tested his reflexes, checked his ears and throat, and taken his temperature, but has yet to ask a single inappropriate question about his prostate: Hey, wait a fucking second

when you join a friend duo as the third person who kind of gets added at the end and you're like "this is great and they care about me as much as each other and they're normal also" thats the devil's voice speaking

and of course, i've said this before, but: if a cis man genuinely identifies with the label "lesbian" and is NOT joking about it, who cares? if someone feels like their attraction to women is queer even if they are ostensibly cisgender, that's none of my business and it's weird that people think it's theirs. what happened to the era of not asking people invasive questions about their gender, genitals, and sexuality?

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE