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nobody panic I'm changing my url. except for me I'm becoming pancake

#laughs awkwardly #cakemoney > pancakemoney #hopefully it's close enough that the mutuals who don't see this random announcement won't get confused #anyway happy new year mwah. no I'm not changing my icon that is me

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carriecmoney

My lulaw cruise AU, "happiness is a disease", is finally COMPLETE!! Go check it out over here and ride along as Law goes through a personal torment nexus of a toxic workplace, seasickness, straw hat shenanigans, and people making friends with him against his will :)

#one piece #art #WOOOOOOOO

crabussy

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

crabussy

(imagining the guilt ridden character I relate to being comforted or feeling miserable) it's good for them.this says nothing about me

#laughs awkwardly #amksdlfmskdmfsd

timeoutchair

me & the sadist i pulled with my incredible fawn/freeze response

#laughs awkwardly #nfkdnfkdmx

damazcuz

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

#writing

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harpertheidiot

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

#greek mythology #tiresias attacking me cassandra defending me #now i don't want to discriminate against blind people. I'm sure some blind people could kill me #but this guy? i feel like I'm good. i think maybe cassandra and i can handle it and also maybe hang out

starlightomatic

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

#writing #i actually love this genre of posts a lot

goose-books

The guillotine was conceived as swifter, painless, more humane. You touch your throat. You wonder.

new story dropped specifically in time for bastille day, because the strange horizons editors are the funniest people alive

She has you practically backed against the wall. Her knuckles are cool against your throat. If she pressed down she would choke you, which is a thought you think with your cunt. Later you will find out she carries a switchblade. “I do light time travel,” you manage. “Not on purpose.” It’s a necessary non-answer; you can’t say you sewed it yourself, based on your memories from Revolutionary France. It’s also a dodge that makes you sound like an asshole. But Mary-Caine Adair snorts, which makes your heart squeeze double-time. Then her eyebrows draw together, sharp. “What happened to your neck?” You realize too late your cravat has slipped down. Her finger presses against your pulse-point, against the scar necklacing your throat. “Oh,” you say, a touch breathless (she is so very close). “You know. Nothing yet.”

in a time when we need bold and dangerous queer stories now more than ever, "guillotine" asks the very important question: what if you kinned a dickens character so hard you died multiple times?

read it here for dimension-hopping, martyrdom fantasies in high school english class, undernegotiated and unsexy dyke bdsm, footnotes, historical reenactment clothing, and my personal thesis on how A Tale of Two Cities is about letting your undiagnosed adhd ruin your life <3

and behold my main character, courtesy of the wonderful @blackcatarts whose commissions are criminally cheap!

(issa's commissions) (my playlist for this story)

goosemixtapes

new me story dropped :3c this one has a lot of me in it, by which i mean a lot of things needed to be seriously wrong with me for this story to happen. also commission my friend issa NOW her prices are SO cheap and her art is SO good and she works SO fast

#story time #!!!!!!!!! OOOO

clytemnestraaa

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

#writing #exactly!! exactly!! you have to judge it as the thing it is and what it's trying to do not by what you wanted it to be !!

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#now look. you gotta understand that this was at a very specific time in my life. but the answer is: kpop rpf on ao3 #this one fic that was like. maybe 5k words at most. and not only did i cry reading it but i went back to read and cry about it several time #laughs awkwardly #when they get you they get you man

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peachhyg0gh

not to be dramatic but i miss everyone and wish everything was different

#laughs awkwardly

helsinore

maybe bolingbroke killing richard was matricide. yall ever think of that one.

helsinore

BOLINGBROKE Then, England’s ground, farewell; sweet soil, adieu, My mother and my nurse that bears me yet. Where’er I wander, boast of this I can, Though banished, yet a trueborn Englishman. (Act I, Scene III) KING RICHARD Needs must I like it well. I weep for joy To stand upon my kingdom once again. [He kneels.] Dear earth, I do salute thee with my hand, Though rebels wound thee with their horses’ hoofs. As a long-parted mother with her child Plays fondly with her tears and smiles in meeting, So, weeping, smiling, greet I thee, my earth, And do thee favors with my royal hands.

(Act III, Scene II) i'm connecting the dots .............................. i've connected them ............

helsinore

i just think that maybe he couldn't be england's daddy but he was definitely important and usurping him fucked shit up forever and cursed the shit out of everyone. so what i'm saying is is that he was england's mom,

#shakespeare #sick and twisted (admiring)

liberalsarecool

"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.

redarmyscreaming

#capitalism

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

The best piece of writing advice I can give is that you should strive to be sincere rather than original.

You can't force originality. Originality will arise as a natural consequence of sincerity. Make the story completely and apologetically yours, and originality will come by virtue of it being your story.

#writing

hawberries

posting a bit more from the zzine… one of my indulgences when im drawing characters as girls is to immediately inflict eveningwear on them, so here's msby + schweiden + their plus-ones at some manner of gala, or a V-league event perhaps? whatever it is, they needed to be fancy! :)

#haikyuu!!#AMKSLDFSKM SWEATPANTS

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nongunktional

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

#gender #politics

depsidase

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