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nobody panic I'm changing my url. except for me I'm becoming pancake

#laughs awkwardly #cakemoney > pancakemoney #hopefully it's close enough that the mutuals who don't see this random announcement won't get confused #anyway happy new year mwah. no I'm not changing my icon that is me

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looper

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Official Time Loop Post

Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.

It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.

If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚

Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.

so-i-did-this-thing

It's a large (and shifting) smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.

thatspectacularpigeon

I know this map shows specific areas but as of July 16th I doubt it's accurate, all of Western PA is covered in smoke, so I expect it has shifted downwards

so-i-did-this-thing

Smoke plumes shift a lot. The further east/southeast you are from these fires, the more drastic the shifting will be. And there will always be uncertainty because ironically, smoke can make it difficult for satellite systems to detect wildfires.

BlueSky Canada has a prediction map of their modeled data here:

#safety

theonion

No longer able to put up even the weakest opposition to the strange charge, local man Dylan Barwell was reportedly too tired and defeated Tuesday to fight a new $14.99 fee on his phone bill. “Oh great, now I have to pay this?” said the utterly broken 33-year-old, ground down from years of customer service calls and failed refund attempts to the point that it scarcely crossed his mind to take action against the unexplained charge.

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#capitalism #nckdnkcmd. god.

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yaoiblackmold

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

yaoiblackmold

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

televisionenjoyer

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

audliminal

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

salarta

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

inthewaytoamultilinguallife

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

pusheenthenerdcat

and i suspect signed accents can be pretty "heavy" accents because i started picking up on them real early into the learning process

shadowicepuma

Saying you speak without an accent is like saying you type without a font.

#language #the point of the post is accents are like biases and people just sailed straight past that #i can't say or describe my accent (there's a few different influences probably) but one time my friend and i did have a very long #'you pronounce root like WHAT' stand off

s-aint-elmo

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

s-aint-elmo

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

#laughs awkwardly #nfkdmfmkdmxs

smashorpassgilf

Happy Monday Y'all! I made a smaller, evenly balanced wheel. 50/50 chance of a woman, 50/50 chance of highest or lowest percentage. So, tell me.

Smash or pass this 60+ year old?

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

Tell us in the tags!

note: asexuals, smash means hang with.

smashorpassgilf

man this is still fun same question

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onJul 16

#ming na wen? absolutely smash. also i missed michelle yeoh by a hair... ough

kness

16 bunnies

#art #;A;

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

#at one point yes kind of. nowadays uhhhh that would be crazy. I'm 29 #laughs awkwardly

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deepspacepirate

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

togepipi

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

#writing #yeah it's always really fun. it's like somewhat adjacent of the concept of a common item being elevated to sacred worship in an unfamiliar #setting. seeing the capacity for any mundane thing to become extraordinary because we make them so etc

hoofpeet

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

hoofpeet

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

#jckdjfodndk

mephistopheles

prince hal but its an asta neilsen hamlet situation. personally i think this would add just the perfect amount of gender Spice to the henriad,

mephistopheles

female hal and male hotspur: something something girls always being compared unfavorably to boys….. girls/daughters always considered inferior to boys/sons….. it would also transform henry iv’s disappointment in hal into disappointment in having a eldest daughter at all instead of an eldest son… would also add such a different cast to the idea of hal’s independence and the fact that she never behaves ‘properly’ i.e. like everyones preconceptions of a Girl™

male hal and female hotspur: oogh ugh performances of masculinity and femininity… what does a young man do when hes perpetually outshown by a young woman…. the inversion of gender roles because hal is subtle and intricate and most powerful when wielding words whereas hotspur is blunt and forceful and most powerful when wielding weapons…… what does it mean when one of them overthrows and kills and effectively Absorbs the other….

male hal and male hotspur: eh

female hal and female hotspur: oh my g dh ohy m m hynyby gby ymjghof

#shakespeare #so true

sapocipo

"When Aphrodite learned of the prophecy that the descendants of Anchises would rule the Trojans after the reign of Priam’s family was brought to an end, she slept with Anchises even though he was past his prime. She gave birth to Aineias. Wanting to create a pretext to bring an end to Priam’s family, she inspired in Paris a desire for Helen. And after he carried Helen away, Aphrodite only appeared to fight on the side of the Trojans (in reality she was encouraging their defeat) so that they would not give up hope completely and give Helen back. The story is in Acusilaus" -D Scholia to the Iliad

DILF Anchises and evil mastermind Aphrodite, she is actually doing villainous work here lmfao

#aeneid #oh intriguing version i love the way it frames aphrodite as going 'im gonna fuck that old man'#as though aphrodite wasn't slash isn't an immortal eons old deity

rainintheevening

What is prev to you?

the smell of woodsmoke in the dark

sunlight glittering on drifts of snow

opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio

daisies in a mason jar

the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast

blank notebook with a leather cover

a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass

a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight

playlist that makes sense to no one else

yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river

silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets

a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway

Remaining time: 23 hours 25 minutes

#aw that's so cool. what does that mean #now ain might kill me for this but you gotta be stone church #laughs awkwardly

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kidzbopdeathgrips

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long