Miserable Little Pile of Love

the hottest tgirl you've ever seen is wearing a wolf pelt and a massive leather glove and letting a dog-sized trained dragon perch on her arm so she can feed it little chunks of fish and kiss its head

could you lie

some elf bullshit happened

The Silmarillion Abridged

does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

everything that happened in naruto is real

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look