Hello?

I made a miscalculation.

I'd like to make myself believe

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

i grew up in a family of left leaning hippies (thank god) but i can't stop thinking about the one holiday dinner party where my teenage cousin said something about immigrant hotels and needing to stop the boats and there was like. a pause at the table until our grandpa, a very mild mannered man, just went "now where the fuck did you hear that?" Incredible aura. ive never heard that man swear before or since but man did he pick a perfect time for it.

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

I.... oh come on. Admit it. You know you wanna stick your feet inside the Kirbussies.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

sometimes i just think about Overwatch and just get sad

There is no fucking way I'm seeing people in the tags waxing nostalgic about how 'good' and 'consumer-friendly' Overwatch's loot boxes were, I didn't include how it normalized in-game gambling for children on the list of it's horrible, horrible legacies because I figured that just went without saying. Sincerely the most evil and shameful consequence of Overwatch's tragic life and in a just world people would have gone to jail for it's implementation.

trans women and black people shouldn't have to constantly live in fear online

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret