Odd Ary

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

“kill mulder and you risk turning one man’s quest into a crusade” i kind of love that the syndicate rightly suggested that if mulder was taken out scully will activate like a sleeper cell and slaughter like a billion people while raising the public to arms against conspiracy meanwhile if they take out scully mulder will simply also die

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]