Rad-ish

I want to start a new social trend of leftovers swapping. It’s easier to cook for four people, but who likes eating the same thing two nights in a row. Swap your leftovers with friends and try something new.

Menstruation is essentially like organizing a party without inviting any guests, and then angrily throwing out all the decoration when no one shows up.

Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission

People who are constipated dont give a shit

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

If your professor just recites the textbook back at you during class, it’s effectively adult story time.

When you have a fever, your body is basically saying “Kill it with fire!” To a virus.