talk about a gap in personal virtue.

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

as a professional losing dog please don’t bet on me

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

duo with complementary magical powers but it's Murray's divination abilities and Azune's oath of remember.

SCREAMING I love Ingrid Einfasen so much. Woman propelled into life of adventure by the impetus of I Am NOT Fucking Ethrand Tachonis

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"