she got that bruce springsteen im on fire pussy

being mutuals isnt enough we have to die together in a murder suicide

the raw sexual power of using a semi-colon

would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

Horror is about love. For example, I love to see people die and kill

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

Lucy and Dracula should battle using their three weed smoking partners like pokemon