To Boldly Go Wherever

ao3 does in fact have a reccomendations tab and it's called going to your favorite author's bookmarks list

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

I have unmedicated ADHD and I’m being so serious when I say it changed my life as soon as I realised that I can just. Let myself out of the house and go run about like a dog for a bit. I don’t have any kind of running schedule or special clothes or diet or whatever the fuck, I’m just a cooped up mammal that needs to get rid of excess energy sometimes so I just fucking sprint around my neighbourhood until I’m worn out and I’m good to focus for another hour or so. Yeah the neighbours are weirded out by my scampering but who gives a fuck. I’m an animal and the zoomies have hit. Get over it.

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

Okay, that's funny.

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[Image ID: Gif of Sam from the movie Holes, a black man, saying “I can fix that.” /End ID]

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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yeah okay ill reblog that