Nerd of Epic Proportions

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much