Ready To Shit A Single Brick

this is the best tiktok i've ever seen in my life.

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

this post makes me so angry bc the socks in the jacuzzi was literally overshadowed again. the point of this post is now that someone doesn’t know about the socks not the socks themselves. maybe we aren’t allowed to discuss it

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

bessie is a cow’s name. cows do not lay eggs. the farmer is experiencing dementia and will soon lose the farm to foreclosure.

blacksmith sweating it out in the forge hammering away for 5 months to create a pair of indestructible steel cat ears