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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

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alpha vixen

i keep getting stuff about count binface on my fyp. WHO IS THIS GUY WHY DOES HE HAVE A BIN ON HIS HEAD. I JUST SAW SOMETHING ABOUT INTERGALACTIC SPACE WARRIORS AND COUNT BINFACE. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THE UK.

You know maybe one of these days uk politics won’t be nonsensical and an overall joke. Today is not that day, not when there’s that absolute clown running in the Clacton by-election. I mean who does he think will actually vote for him? There’s only one candidate who is making good points and is someone I would vote for, I mean personally I would love to see 99 flakes capped at 99p, count bin face is clearly the best option! #voteBinface

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos)

Unironically, Count Binface is restoring faith in democracy: Professional grifter and fascist Nigel Farage called a by-election to distract from his upcoming corruption investigation, only for everybody to step aside due to the farce it was EXCEPT for our saviour Count Binface (who no longer can go by Lord Buckethead due to a copyright dispute), running on a pisstake platform. BECAUSE he is the only other candidate, BBC News and other outlets have to give him the screentime they would normally reserve for the red carpet of Nige, and it's fucking amazing. A cretinous racist who wanted to start this year by showing his party is serious and has widespread appeal as "the party of the people" and that he is "the prime minister we need" is now going to be spending the next three weeks arguing with a bin, who put up 500 quid to run for a giggle, and the best part is that his party of fucking coat-tail riding dead-eyed goons are tearing themselves asunder demanding to know which "leftist agitator" and "establishment shill" is funding Count Binface. Clacton, please. Please elect him

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE