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Called "tumblr username assporn" by people named something like "destielscumsock" like I'm the one who likes SuperWhoLock. :B

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gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month

cishets: UMMMMMM wHeReS tHe StRaIgHt PrIdE fLaG???????????

me, a lesbian, here to bring you hets some good news: here’s your flag!

i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:

slysfreespeechspace

What you are doing here is exactly what you don’t want done to you: stereotyping people based on their sexual orientation. Way to be just like the people you hate. Congratulations, you too can be a bigot and an asshole.

contagiousiridescence

someone’s not having a good kia summer sales event

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australiansanta

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

quirkybrittany-blog

what’s wrong with “xD”?

australiansanta

not now quirkybrittany

There's also a notable difference between xD and XDDDDD in the feel of the post

bertharussellgf

DERRY GIRLS 3.01 | “The Night Before”

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

lesbiansforboromir

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

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hometoursandotherstuff

What is it?

This looks so amazing, omg. It's like a zone-out area!

lionofchaeronea

If anyone's feeling sad today, here's a newly discovered species of octopus. Found in the waters off the Galapagos Islands, this little critter can fit in the palm of your hand.

The new species, named Microeledone galapagensis, has a blue hue, which is believed to be the rarest color in nature.

The new species, named Microeledone galapagensis, stands out for reasons other than its blue hue, which is believed to be the rarest color in nature. The octopus appears to be the runt of the Megaleledonidae family, whose members are normally much larger and live in the Southern Ocean surrounding Antarctica. "Its stubby little arms with only one row of suckers set it apart from most octopus we are familiar with," Voight said. Even among "other species with short little arms and a single sucker row, its coloration and smooth skin on the back surface separate it," she added. While the octopus is light blue on its back, underneath it is a "very deep purple," Voight said. "We think this color pattern helps keep it safe. If the octopus grabs a prey item that emits light, that light may attract predators that might then eat the octopus," she explained. "So the octopus puts its dark-colored web over the prey item, keeping itself safe."

fruitpilled-peachcel

Went on /ck/ and saw a post where a guy killed a deer and asked how to properly make use of it and field dress it and when people said "just make sure to watch out for bullet fragments in the meat" he responded with this which is unironically one of the funniest fucking ways to hunt a deer I think I've ever heard

oneheadtoanother

idk anything about this but I love it

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Mario: WRITE THAT DOWN! WE NEED IT FOR THE NEXT MARIO PARTY GAME!

The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said

I love FFB's response to all of that. That whole rant was perfect.

And I went specifically to look up the whole Gooseworx thing and went to a few blogs that were calling her racist, etc. to get their PoV and supposed evidence.

It was both not Goose and people not realizing the misogynist statements were intentionally over-exaggerated and not serious or taken VEHEMENTLY out of context. And it was obvious, too!

I don't even care about TADC, either! I just hate people dog-piling unjustifiably! ESPECIALLY on minorities!

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE MARGINALIZED AND NOT THE ONES DOING THE HORRIBLE SHIT!?

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I NEED TO SAY THIS BECAUSE I ANALYZE MEDIA IN COMMENTS AND PEOPLE TALK why am I going full caps, hold on.

And people just fucking go, "it's not that deep" and like...yes, it is. It's intentionally written and designed with that in mind. It's a goddamn RPG story, homes! It's SCREAMING commentary on dogmatic religious fundamentalism and how you need to PULL BACK FROM THAT AND THINK, lest you hurt someone close to you. (the pre-story with the Amani in WoW's Midnight expac with Arator and Turalyon)

liberalsarecool

Intellectual property laws used to mean something when it targeted the consumer.

Now the venture capitalist steals the IP to make derivative AI bullshit.

zenaida-auriculata

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

half-gobbled-piece-of-toast

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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sometiktoksarevalid

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

Oh, yeah, that's what you learn in Vocal Performance classes/major.

No, the b is, because bisexuality doesn't exist in glee, except for Brittany S. Pierce (ESPECIALLY not to be confused with Britney Spears).

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