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I legit thought everyone felt the same

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jerseymuppet

kissin kate barlow has the best villain origin story ever put to paper. if i fell in love with a sweet man who just wanted to sell onions and show of his sick carpentry skills and they killed him for being black i think i would also snap and kill everyone involved in the most ironic way possible.

what-even-is-thiss

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

gunsandfireandshit

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

gothcostco

From another article i read today 😭

hustlerose

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rincewindthecheese

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

lastvalyrian

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

mamoru

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

turtlesandfrogs

Seconded.

theelkmaiden

Do.....do other places not do this?

Myne it's an England thing but I've just grabbed the closest things to me and they both have an extensive list of ingredients.

Hand cream

Turkish delight/Chocolate

stabbyflower

Hi! so both of these labels actually have the exact problem we're complaining about!

from label 1:

in the US and EU, this is a generic term meaning "something we put in here to make it smell nice" and there is absolutely NO way of knowing if that is a scent you are allergic to or not. some of these can be a mix of up to 200 distinct components.

from label 2:

i think you can probably see the problem here?

the issue isn't that we don't have ingredient lists. the issue is that "trade secrets" are more important than people's lives, so if a company says that listing the actual ingredients might allow people to copy them, it is legal for them to put "it's a secret, tee hee".

#as someone who is allergic to many skin products!!! yes!!! this!!!#say it louder for the people in the back please!!!!#its so frustrating

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the-uncultured-lesbian

When Cyanide and Happyness gives the perfect explanation

stjohnstarling

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

gay-mormon-wizard

if you see percy jackson on the ground with annabeth chase holding a knife to his throat, do NOT help him. hes right where he wants to be

steamypockets

gay-mormon-wizard

exaaaaaaactlyyyy

#TRUE #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo

svnnysolar

the view between villages || storyboard by @meltesh28

#hijack #hiccup #jack frost

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

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anhingha

Getting used to drawing these two & testing brushes.

#theyre both so BREATHTAKING #i love your art so much #so good #hijack #hiccup #jack frost

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#The mayor of NYC is trying to kill me. and Lance from Voltron is trying to protect me.#listen. if maybor Mamdani was trying to kill me #i would let him because hed clearly have a good reason for it and it would be for a good cause #sprry Lance #ill be thwarting your plans to try and stop the kill from happening #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#its for the good of the city and this the world and the universe #silly

tj-crochets

The memory quilt is washed and ready to be mailed out with all four bears! I really love how the bears and the quilt look together

tj-crochets

This post is getting notes again, so throwback to what I think is probably one of the best things I've ever made, a matching set of four memory bears and a memory quilt

#ohhh #i love this so much #what an amazing make!!! you should be super proud of this #<3

corneliaavenue-ao3

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

gnar-slabdash

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

naamahdarling

Comment on prev's fic to give prev ENCOURAGEMENT to write their fanfiction

deadpowol

tahthetrickster

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)