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y Proud co-organizer of wendip-week. My blog where I post lots of shipping material. And sins. I think they are now called sins. Remember times when they were called lemons? Occasionally Let's face it, mostly NSFW. Browse at your own caution. Oh, and general disclaimer: all character in the fics/prompts/headcanons here are 18+, just in case.
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What The Hecking Heck Has Happened To Me? HALLOWEEN EPISODE
Hello there!
Long time no see! Welcome to another recap of what otherwise might be called 'health'.
Last time, as you undoubtedly remember, the Govermental Organisation of Poor Support (GOPS) was threatening me with legal actions, trying to lock me in their shitty nursing home.
Well, it is time for a thrilling conclusion of that arc!
Chapter 38: We won.
Yeah, we won. Pretty easily actually, all the way back in July. So, what did that change?
Yeah, unfortunately, it changes nothing. I am still in the private senior home, which is better, but is a glorified golden cage.
So... what else is there...? Oh! it is Halloween! Time for something gory!
Chapter 39: Operation Backwards
Okay, so in order to perform clean operation on wounds on my butt, I've had colostomy. Now...how should I describe this... basically on my stomach... now I have a...
...no, that's not it. I have a-
Closer, but wrong place. How should I put it...
NO I AM N-okay, let's start over. Imagine this:
but NOT with rainbows. And imagine a bag on my stomach to collect the... not-rainbows. I basically have a whoopie cushion stuck on my belly that makes weird noises. Like a-
HONESTLY YEAH, I WILL TAKE THAT AS THE CLOSEST APPROXIMATION, GIVEN WHAT THESE HAVE HISTORICALLY BEEN MADE OF. Thank you, Scotland, u r weird.
Now, the funny thing is that it is quite prophetic. In the first episode of this series, i have compared myself to Mr. House, cos I've just had catheter installed.
But now I have TWO tubes coming out of my body, so I am like him! All I need is an army of robots and buttloads of money.
Chapter 40: In which I receive buttloads of money
So GOPS is supposed to be paying my social disability benefits. Except... they haven't. FOR A YEAR. Now... how do I describe this level of incompetence...
yeah.
So I got it all in one go. And this is why I have decided to spend a bit of it on frivolities, including... ko-fi donations.
Because you are my friends and you deserve it :)
And if you haven't received any donation from me, it is because i haet you you haven't reblogged your kofi hard enough.
SO yeah, I've decided to give you a bit of a gift. But it feels like it's not enough... oh, I know!
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Hello!! I FINALLY made an updated price list for the commissions! <3
You can order right here through kofi -> LINK
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Rules:
Upfront payment, through kofi or paypal.
3 free revisions, anything above that might be subjected to additional costs.
I'll send you a sketch for confirmation before finishing the commission.
I reserve the right to refuse service at any point for any reason. (If a payment has already been made in this situation, it will be refunded.)
You're NOT allowed to use the commission for commercial use. Other than that feel free to post it wherever, use it for personal icons/banners or print it for personal use.
You can check my previously done commissions here!
Even the tiniest commissions will be greatly appreciated as I still need about 600 euros to cover some bills before I finally start my new job in august <3 Any reblogs will be greatly appreciated as well! <3
okay, so I thought MAWS was over, but no! Season 3 of "Adventures of Lois Lane, Her Boyfriend Clark And Jimmy Olsen Whom Aliens Find Attractive" return soon!
A lot of y'all said you found me by Monster Falls and Wendywolf! I realized I haven’t posted anything from that in a while so have a Wendywolf watching over Dippin Dot while he does whatever Dippin Dots do.
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wtf so they released the full size locker diaries videos on youtube a day after they did the short form releases, i guess they really want people to watch on their phones
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