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What The Hecking Heck Has Happened To Me? HALLOWEEN EPISODE
Hello there!
Long time no see! Welcome to another recap of what otherwise might be called 'health'.
Last time, as you undoubtedly remember, the Govermental Organisation of Poor Support (GOPS) was threatening me with legal actions, trying to lock me in their shitty nursing home.
Well, it is time for a thrilling conclusion of that arc!
Chapter 38: We won.
Yeah, we won. Pretty easily actually, all the way back in July. So, what did that change?
Yeah, unfortunately, it changes nothing. I am still in the private senior home, which is better, but is a glorified golden cage.
So... what else is there...? Oh! it is Halloween! Time for something gory!
Chapter 39: Operation Backwards
Okay, so in order to perform clean operation on wounds on my butt, I've had colostomy. Now...how should I describe this... basically on my stomach... now I have a...
...no, that's not it. I have a-
Closer, but wrong place. How should I put it...
NO I AM N-okay, let's start over. Imagine this:
but NOT with rainbows. And imagine a bag on my stomach to collect the... not-rainbows. I basically have a whoopie cushion stuck on my belly that makes weird noises. Like a-
HONESTLY YEAH, I WILL TAKE THAT AS THE CLOSEST APPROXIMATION, GIVEN WHAT THESE HAVE HISTORICALLY BEEN MADE OF. Thank you, Scotland, u r weird.
Now, the funny thing is that it is quite prophetic. In the first episode of this series, i have compared myself to Mr. House, cos I've just had catheter installed.
But now I have TWO tubes coming out of my body, so I am like him! All I need is an army of robots and buttloads of money.
Chapter 40: In which I receive buttloads of money
So GOPS is supposed to be paying my social disability benefits. Except... they haven't. FOR A YEAR. Now... how do I describe this level of incompetence...
yeah.
So I got it all in one go. And this is why I have decided to spend a bit of it on frivolities, including... ko-fi donations.
Because you are my friends and you deserve it :)
And if you haven't received any donation from me, it is because i haet you you haven't reblogged your kofi hard enough.
SO yeah, I've decided to give you a bit of a gift. But it feels like it's not enough... oh, I know!
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okay would dipper and wendy's first kid be planned or an accident?
Anonymous asked:
Wendip: Wendy and Dipper talking about building a family and what they’ll be like as parents?
I'm gonna combine these two in one headcanon. I like to imagine Wendy and Dipper, once they get together, living in Wendy's cabin, and one night she casually mentions they will need to build an extra floor, equally casually handling him a pregnancy test.
While the two tried to stay safe, some adventures ended up with a bit more heated celebration, leading to the happy revelation.
Though soon it would become obvious the shack would need one more floor, as the two discovered they'll have twins.
Dipper would be extremely cautious, suddenly having to change the life of an adventurer, finding potential danger in every corner. Wendy, who grew up being a substitute mother for her siblings, found the job surprisingly easy, though still, she was plagued by the thought she hasn't learned enough from her mom.
But fortunately she has a great husband to help her, and two best aunties in form of Pacifica and Mabel.
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"Phineas And Ferb" Season 6 is slated to premiere this Fall on Disney Channel and Disney+ according to Corus Entertaiment's Fall, 2026 Schedule
Disney Channel conjures up a bewitching new supernatural dramedy, Coven Academy which follows three teenage witches and their dangerously charming warlock peers at an elite magic school where power is currency, secrets are lethal, and attraction is a liability. Caught between ancient supernatural wars and forbidden love interests, the coven must decide how far they’re willing to go to protect their city — and themselves. Plus, new seasons of Phineas and Ferb, Big City Greens, Pupstruction, and Zombies: The Re-Animated Series return.
Did Yugo and Amalia try for their first child, or left it up to fate?
I'm flipping constantly on that; on one hand, I love Amalia choosing a very specific date, like Summerr equinoxe to le gods smile upon them; on the other love the idea their passion for each other would triumph over common sense...
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