shrooms made me a commie

Then your egg cracks and for a little while things may get even harder, scarier, or darker. You gotta figure out how to be a person from scratch, oftentimes building up a whole life while your peers are already living theirs.

But then it's a year or two or ten later, and you're living in your own skin, in your own clothes, in your own love, and you realize that this is exactly what it's all about.

And you may realize it's been a few days or weeks or months since the last suicidal thought, the last severely depressive episode, and you may find yourself singing in the shower or car and dancing while making dinner.

Finally you're Alive. Finally you're You. Finally You're Right.

And the world gets a little warmer and brighter.

as the larval stage of girls,

everyone knows this.

Girl that apologizes for all of that, says she was going through a lot figuring out she was gay and took it out on you and feels bad about it, so she buys you a few drinks to apologize.

Girl that feels really comfortable to be around after you notice you her turning away a few guys with a sharp glare so you can be alone with her.

Girl that offhandedly jokes that she can take you out back and give you one last wedgie "for old times sake"

Girl that looks confused when you get visibly blushy and flustered and moan like you need something when she places a hand on your back near your waistband.

Girl whose heartrate spikes when you accidentally let slip that youve been fantasizing about her doing that exact thing to you for the last 15 years.

Girl who smiles sadistically as she invites you back to her place so she can bully you the way she always wanted to back when she didnt know why she thought you were cute.

Girl that bounces you one single time because your panties are too cute and she doesnt wanna ruin them and stares in stunned silence as she finds out that thats all to make you cum your pretty little brains out.

Girl who cant stop herself from grinning while she listens to you apologize for it.

Knight

- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter

- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)

- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)

- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)

green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage

red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage

black is Immune, dealing 0 damage

empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage

so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:

4x damage from Goddess and Handler

2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut

1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard

0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien

and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.

If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.

If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person

Was this worth 6 hours of my life?

I went to sleep and woke up and its done.. wow

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

omg so many button presses yippee!!!!

where the mouse bigots expect me to live

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size