the only things new are the memes

[ID: A two panel meme based on still images from the movie Up. In the first panel, an old white man pins something to the chest of a young Asian kid wearing a scout uniform. The old man is labelled Brandon Sanderson and the kid is labelled Sigzil. Caption from the movie reads, "I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow." Panel two shows the kid's front, his scout sash already crowded with patches. The button added on top is labelled "his fucking gamer tag". End ID.]

Kaladin is 20 years old. He is supposed to be at the club.

If a Steel Inquisitor sees someone hot do you think their eye spikes stick out like AWOOGA

I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.

Who in the cosmere would be the person going down the swirly plastic slide and saying “boop” as they give people static shocks

My date got mad at me for taking her to the stables to investigate a slashed piece of leather that the paranoid king thinks was an attempt of murder instead of walking around the warcamps AITA?