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There was a lot of things I could have done with my day, but this is what I did.

Oh no, not again.

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luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

haptic-yogurt

Man, I open Tumblr for the first time today and this is what greets me... I'm not sure how I feel about it, but it's definitely something

luckyladylily

*person logs onto tumblr and I kick down the door like the kool-aid man*

prokopetz

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

prokopetz

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

regiisciteronelmao

im back in the game (ig)

ting ting ting

#Silksong

loving-jack-kelly

i love murderbot's constant habit of being like. what they just said was mean. not that it hurt my feelings because i don't have feelings i'm not a stupid human. but it was mean. they're mean and i hate them. but not because they're mean. just because they're stupid. but don't be mistaken. what they said was mean.

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries

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anxietyproblem

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

im-mender

is it normal for social battery to look like this

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

reitoeii

unpeeled-human

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

bravelycowering

i had a vision

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

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jollybelieverwonderland

lastoneout

The thing they don't tell you about dealing with ADHD is that sometimes when you really, really don't want to do something you absolutely need to do your brain will suddenly lift the barriers stopping you from cleaning or doing other chores you've been struggling to finish, and so you have to run around stopping yourself from doing all the dishes or laundry or deep cleaning the bathroom despite needing to because you do not have time for that right now, you absolutely have to do this other task, and the whole time it feels awful because you've needed to do all the rest of that too for a while and you couldn't, but you can now—only no, you can't—and yeah you can come back to all that after you do your thing you don't wanna do, but then you'll be back in "I can't do this" mode because you don't have another task to avoid, so you just have to accept it and it sucks.

Brought to you by me not wanting to make phone calls so badly I had to actively stop myself from doing like seven other chores, which felt like being hunted for sport.

popsicleinferno

let’s get on mama’s last nerve

letsblogwithmama

official mama post

creatureprofessor

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

bitextualdisaster

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

sugar-petals

i love how this screenwriter explains how to fix those bad, superfluously written scripts haunting media these days using “pirates of the caribbean” and its timelessness. key takeaways:

no moment should be wasted! (”script economy”)

trust the audience, they can piece it together

suspense is fine! waiting is important! let hints marinate, and don’t give it all away with exposition.

@screenwriterhusband on instagram

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drawnsnake

POV you are Jack Sparrow

veryfastnighuncatchable

Nobody is doing it like pirates of the caribbean was doing it. The first movie spends 20 minutes introducing us to every main character, their thoughts on piracy, and how nuanced and fraught the subject is in port royal, and then proceeds to introduce the most pirate pirate to ever pirate

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