running through the streets like i am frogger

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

i can’t finish my dense judith butler gender book because when i wake up at 3 am and am still not asleep at 4:30 i need something to read a few pages of to get unstuck and go to sleep, and it cant be anything that i would want to sit down and read and pay attention to, so it certainly cant be anywhere near the end of any book im reading, so i need a book that’s safe. meanwhile when i get scared by a horror movie im not sure where to go because everything i like is already kind of freaky. nowhere is safe. except satc maybe ill watch some satc. i’m listening to a beyonce song rn and its kind of scaring me this is so stupid

like the bass is kind of. sinister. fuck my life

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome