running through the streets like i am frogger

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

imagine youre kris and youre all reserved and cagey and you dont want to tip off your new best friend susie as to how much your parents divorce fucked with you. and then all your adventures take her through divorce themed fantasy lands constructed by your subconscious

for some reason i thought the book came out in 2019. it came out in june 2021, yeah this kind of checks out. guess im just going to have to read some more 500 page books

it must feel so good to put a relevant xkcd on your lecture slides

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

why does palamedes have so much banter and tension with every older woman. remember when he meets aim for 5 seconds and they have a complex interpersonal dynamic and stare at each other across a table within that 5 seconds? he is literally putting his whole pussy into trying to be some cougar's annoying wife