Mountain At Heart

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

The problem with Joan of Arc is that on the one hand girlboss who killed people. But on the other hand, French. Impossible dilemma.

facebook, whatsapp AND instagram all going down because they're owned by the same people is so satisfying to watch. it's like taking down the final boss and watching every single enemy under his command die with him. i hope this happens more often and that every company trying to establish a monopoly like this collapses and dies under the weight of its own hubris.

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

the FDA has issued a recall on Bofa

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

OP is applying the principle of “appear weak when you are strong” by rolling up to the topic with good opinions but also having the username “yandere clown”

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead

Seriously, don't donate through stores (I mean, unless you're at an actual charity place that you properly trust). Rather than subsidizing Walmart's tax breaks, take that money and give it to the person sitting outside the store begging for help. You'll make much more of a difference that way.

To clarify, "rounding up" your purchase or "donating your change" is NOT a charitable donation under the law. It is giving the retailer your money and then THEY are then making a tax deductible charitable donation.

Also please note that you cashier has to ask you even if they know its bs, believe me they would rather not