Yotta

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

the dogweight princess weighs as much as a dog

the dog-wait princess has as much patience as a dog

the dog wade princess can do the doggy paddle

They missed. 😔

penises don't get "hard" you porn-brained loser

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.