Heaven doesn’t exist here— You knew that already.

who needs a real human baby when you could have rock son with jaunty hat

honestly the ancient greek graffiti in egyptian tomb KV9 may be my favorite inscriptions ever if only because "i didn't like anything except the sarcophagus" sounds exactly like something i'd hear someone say in a museum in the modern day

Juliette Vaissière (French, 1995) - Hunger (2025)

One of Santa’s little known powers is his AT Field, which prevents him from taking damage from Conventional, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological attack. 

Shaun Tan - Moonfish

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

we are teaching him to gamble

Katy Layman (American, 1996) - Gone Too Soon (2024)

what bliss

is this gonna get me fired you think