does it Relation-Ship?

I will be rating life series and hermitcraft ships! This is all going to be my opinion so obviously it is correct and not to be argued with! (Srsly though this is my personal opinion, you are, of course, entitled to your own but don't be a jerk about mine, and also please don't be discouraged if I rate your ship low) 

There are five criteria that the ships will be ranked by give a value from 1 to 10 (1 is the worst, 10 is the best)

Crumbability; How possible is it to find crumbs of this ship in related media

Compatability; How well would they work as a couple

Cuteness; How cute are they together

Dynamic; How interesting is their ship dynamic

Un-ickyness; It doesn't make me feel icky to think about them in a romantic sense

Just know that I will put a explaination with all the ratings, but the numbers may not mean the same all the time, sometimes i'll skew them up without realising and sometimes i'll skew them down without realising, don't take it too harshly. TL;DR i dont really know what each of the number values mean, it's all just vibes baby

ASKS TEMPORARILY DISABLED! I have been overwhelmed with support and enthusiasm, so much so that I am turning the asks off so I can catch up a little bit! Don't be discouraged, they will be back on eventually, so remember your ships for then!

And please, PLEASE, submit ships you want me to rate!!! That was part of the purpose of this, I want to rate some ships that I might not know otherwise! So please submit ships (and if you really feel like it you're welcome to add in some places I could find crumbs [i'm just one person i might not find them otherwise!] but don't feel obligated to!)

BUT, if you submit a ship be patient! This blog has become way more popular than I had expected it to! And I'm only one person, so if it takes me a little while to get to your request please remember you haven't been forgotten!

Also recomend me other mcyt things to watch so I can expand the scope of this blog!

#does it relationship? - anything to do with this blog!

#not a rating - as it says, anything that is, not a ship rating

#rating link - for any double up asks i'll just put a link in so you can see the rating but I dont have to do it again!

If poly ships are allowed the list might be longer but

1. xBeefralis, understand my vision I beg

I very appreciate your list of ships :} (poly ships are a-okay!)

Poly ships are def allowed :)

xBeefralis!

Crumbability; 7.5/10, not all that much interaction but when they do it's just straight up flirting

Compatability; 8.5/10, they lwk married

Cuteness; 8.5/10, yesyesyes, they're so cute, the fanart, and they ACTUALLY just flirt with each other

Dynamic; 8.5/10, married men, domestic fluff mhm mhm good dynamic

Un-ickyness; 8/10, i don't think there's all that many senarios where they're not together (THE GENUINELY FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER)

*explodes*

Majorbeans!

Crumbability; 7/10, they're so mean to each other but they're so consistently mean to each other ALL the TIME

Compatability; 6.5/10, not compatible, they despise each other...but i think that might be part of the appeal

Cuteness; 7/10, it's uncommon but when they're nice to each other they're cute as

Dynamic; 8/10, enemies to lovers but actually they're both

Un-ickyness; 7/10, they may hate each other too much idk

i have now! ehheheh (i wrote out a whole thing as cledubs first off i want you to know that)

Clethubs!

Crumbability; 7/10, these three are all WEIRD about each other

Compatability; 7/10, i feel like they're a great example of a dysfunctional relationship

Cuteness; 7.5/10, this is my boyfriend etho and his boyfriend bdubs ahh (the fanart is lovely tho)

Dynamic; 8/10, they're all so diferent, judgy calm Cleo, hyper hot-headed Bdubs, stoic mysterious Etho

Un-ickyness; 6/10, it's a bit weird when you think about LimL and the family dynamic but ethubs cletho and cledubs are all ships seperate from the family dynamic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yuri! I cant believe this is the first yuri ship, we gotta lock in

Moonrot!

Crumbability; 8.5/10, all of vampires and they're neighbors this season

Compatability; 8/10, just two silly chill beans, or nuggets as some might say

Cuteness; 9/10, they're so cute! they even have a cat (i love vsmp moonrot)

Dynamic; 8.5/10, silly hyper pearl and cool calm collected cleo

Un-ickyness; 8/10, cute platonically and cute romantically

mumbo and gem aren't even remotely similar, why do I get to pick one of them, you know this is a ship blog right... /jjj /silly

Gembo!

Crumbability; 7/10, they don't talk all that much but there are times, they are friends "mumbo what's your favourite colour" "*immediately panics*"

Compatability; 7.5/10, gem would have to do the human interaction, mumbo is not good enough at being comfortable in any situation ever

Cuteness; 8/10, they're both so whimsical! also mumbo is notoriously tall and gem is notoriously short

Dynamic; 7.5/10, two people trying to keep a mutual friend (grian) in check

Un-ickyness; 7/10, ive never thought about them really, it's a little weird but not too bad!

(Treebark)

I love the code lol

Treebark!

Crumbability; 9/10, there is no heterosexual explanation for third life, or that time that ren smushed martyns face onto his own 

Compatability; 8/10, theyre weird, theyre so weird but theyre weird together

Cuteness; 8.5/10, they're so cute, and so nice to each other it's just hidden behind the lense of "my lord"

Dynamic; 9/10, theatre kid x thearte kid = endless wonder and amazement

Un-ickyness; 8.5/10, once again another ship I've been desensitised to

yesssss, i love them >:3

Grumbo!

Crumbability; 9/10, best bros "must be cold then" they hang out all the time

Compatability; 8/10, they're so contrasting it's wonderful

Cuteness; 9/10, I LOVE LOVE LOVE GRUMBO they're so cute

Dynamic, 8.5/10, tall x short, nervous x gremlin, artist x nerd, what more could you want

Un-ickyness; 9/10, another ship i adore so much that the ickyness is just gone 

*gets splattered with rarepairness*

Tekm77

Crumbability; 6/10, they dont talk all that much but they're neighbours this season

Compatability; 7.5/10, the kind of people to turn and look at each other judgementally when someone says something dumb

Cuteness; 7.5/10, doc's actually a big softy to people he likes

Dynamic; 7.5/10, software developer x coder (nerd x nerd) (there are so mny nerds on the hermitcraft server gosh)

Un-ickyness; 7/10, never heard of this ship before but i like it!

ofc sweetie <3

Already know the crumbability rating…

I believe every ship deserves a ship name so with the help of my friend...

Cubstache!

Crumbabilty; 5/10, (i think you knew this) they dont really talk one on one all that much, they're interact in groups but not very much just them two

Compatability; 8/10, Cub is the adult and Mumbo is shaking in the corner

Cuteness; 7/10, goose man and his comunity service smart boyfriend

Dynamic; 7/10, nerd x nerdier nerd

Un-ickyness; 7.5/10, not a common one but a good one nonetheless 

!!!More straight people!!!

Grigem!

Crumbability; 8.5/10, they hang out SO much, especially more recently (S11)

Compatability; 7.5/10, they know each other super duper well but also they annoy each other so much so idk

Cuteness; 7/10, I love their similar but also opposite vibes in S11

Dynamic; 8/10, stubborn judgy Gem and absolute gremlin Grian what more could you want

Un-ickyness; 4/10, their sibling vibes are too strong unfortunately I can't get past it

!!!!Straight people!!!!

Gemtho!

Crumbability; 8/10, both a part of the egg trio trying to keep Grian in check

Compatability; 7.5/10, i fear neither of them would want to do the boring adult work

Cuteness; 7.5/10, Gem can convince Etho to do stuff that he would otherwise never do

Dynamic; 7.5/10, stubborn Etho and judgy Gem who are actually both have super whimsy

Un-ickyness; 6/10, platonic, so super platonic its just a bit ick

*takes them from you gently* *holds them up like simba*

Smallgrass!

Crumbability; 8.5/10, S11, they fought over Etho but really they wanted each other

Compatability; 7/10, they're not compatible, and I think that makes them compatible

Cuteness; 7.5/10, horse lover, horse killer, the fanart is wonderful

Dynamic; 8/10, enemies to lovers, fighting over the girl (Etho) but really they wanted each other

Un-ickyness; 7.5/10, naturally at some point either side of the Etho triangle were going to connect

don't be shy! I may bite, but it's always with love <3

Grimpulse!

Crumbability; 7.5/10, they hang out a lot, heaps in S9

Compatability; 8/10, yeah, two evil little gremlins

Cuteness; 7.5/10, they're so sweet to each other <3

Dynamic; 8/10, smarypants nerd and a creative, lovely dovely

Un-ickyness; 5/10, it's weird, it's just weird, that is a father and son

Zedango. This is Zedaph and Tango. This is ONLY Zedaph and Tango. Not the two of them with Skizz or Impulse, JUST Zedaph and Tango.

Thank you for you ships! Again, I love your insistence of who your ships involve <3

Zedango!

Crumbability; 9/10, they are so bad at being appropriate around each other

Compatability; 8.5/10, two weirdos who work so well together

Cuteness; 8.5/10, they're so cute I love them very very much

Dynamic; 9/10, the bestest of friends, to lovers, a dynamic I am weak to

Un-ickyness; 8/10, i like all of the zits and ties ships really :)