Belive in magic motherfucker

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

ID: 1.) A video of the wizard pondering an orb, edited so that an AMV of Jon Arbuckle set to the song You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring is playing in the orb. 2.) A screenshot of a post by tumblr user @ nothorses that says, “Wish I knew how to edit the orb pondering image so it’s dance fucker dance john arbuckle inside the orb.” End ID.

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"