Spicy Chocolate

i'm a very big fan of this video

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

This is what you hear when you come into my room and I’m dissociating

More dragons back then.

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

This is the only Star Wars discourse I’m interested in right now.

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

if you sit there you belong to the fae

That’s the Fae’s problem

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

This is so cute omg

Grandma’s all over the world gotta make sure you’re fed

Reblogging again to remind people that the people of Iran are human and maybe we shouldn’t go to war with them. Just a suggestion.