Not The Paramount, You Slimeballs!

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have Instagram anymore but I used to use it to keep up with some online friends and sometimes would engage in comment threads. I said everything under the sun. I said rape I said die I said sex I said vagina and penis and dick and phalloplasty and kill and knife and blood and cannibalism. I discussed every taboo you can think of using the real actual words. My account was never once muted, warned, or terminated in the near decade I was on there. Do not censor yourself, especially when there are no actual consequences for speaking clearly.

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play