love me like a bull in a china shop

When I say I hate country music I DONT mean life is a highway by rascal flatts

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING EVER

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

it’s been four years since horse_ebooks said it but I think “everything happens so much” is still the most relevant quote I’ve ever heard

every skirt is a high wasted skirt when u got wide hips