Surprise

Wile E. Coyote simulator

Chaotic good

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

Always reblog for malicious compliance

This kills me every single fucking time

I don’t even play Minecraft but this is hilarious 

when you’re possessed by the devil but you still a ho

Fuck gravity

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

Noah fence but everyone in the comments is wrong…smoke alerts bees to impending danger so they go into the hives to collect as much honey as they can in case their home suddenly catches fire…it does not “calm them down”, if anything it makes them more alert as they’re ready to leave at any moment. it does not “knock them out”, what evolutionary process do you think would favor an animal that passes out at the slightest hint of smoke rather than escaping? beekeepers use smoke bc it distracts the bees so they become more concerned with getting ready to escape than they are with someone raiding their hive

this is so much more well animated than is called for

the horse really is in the hospital now

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?

The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.

Guillermo Del Toro’s brother out in the wild

I had to come back after thinking about it for a minute