DNA? More like DN-Bae.

do not listen to this post! they will not let you eat the jello

Why did you think they would it’s EVIL jello

two sick horses evaluating an orb

You are a genetic researcher who has come across a universal truth. The DNA in all living creatures are attempts to build a single design. Viruses and phages have been stopping this process intentionally, resulting in different species. You now know what that design is and can complete it.

Turns out it kinda sucks though

A cinematic masterpiece

we are nothing but a joke to god

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

Tiktok discourse is so funny bc of the sheer confidence these people have in their opinions. On twitter and tumblr you just type your dumb takes but on tiktok you show the entire world your real face as you say the words “posing with a monster drink is appropriating alt culture”

alright hear me out: veggietales inspired tarot card deck

Destroy false idols

gender #0012

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..

I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.

I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.

I need updates tell me about the algae

The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.

So by that time it will have developed what, writing?

God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!

This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.

Can we get an update cause this is crazy

Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!

Oh god oh fuck oh Jesus fuck