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Freak4Freak Part 2

🏒 Ilya Slow fvcks Shane to Sleep | 807

Shane can’t fall asleep without ilya rhythmically sliding in and out of him

🏒 It’s so tempting, babe, to see how far we can go, to see how freaky we can be | 2.8k

Shane and Ilya try something new with some sexy dice

🏒 Downy | 3.1k

🔒  Ilya Rozanov has a laundry kink and he's not proud of it.

🏒 Only ever for you. | 3.1k

Shane hollander gets 81 tattooed on the inside of his lower lip

🏒 Puck Bunny | 3.2k

Shane wears Ilya's jersey. Ilya's brain short-circuits.

🏒 my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it | 3.6k

5 times Shane’s oral fixation gets him and Ilya in trouble +1 time it’s just for them.

🏒 What Happens in Vegas | 3.7k

Shane and Ilya are back in Vegas. Ilya is going to give Shane a very special reward.

🏒 ̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice | 4.0k

five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

🏒 time to write the book on you | 4.0k

🔒 Ilya and Shane sneak in a cottage getaway after All-Stars 2021, between chapters 28 & 29 of The Long Game

🏒 You look at me like a problem, you like the way I misbehave | 4.0k

Shane sexts Ilya during a team dinner to get back at him for making them late and forcing them to sit apart

🏒 Use Me | 4.6k

Ilya tied up and blindfolded while shane uses him as a dildo

🏒 Logistically Efficient | 4.8k

Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others

🏒 Match My Freak | 4.8k

five times their teams find out they're freaks + one time they find out that they're freaks together

🏒 i'm your biggest fan, mr. hollander | 4.8k

Ilya turned slowly, grinning, and showed off the HOLLANDER spreading across his back and Shane’s number branding him. “You played so well, Mr. Hollander. I’m such a fan of you.”

🏒 Written In Ink | 6.1k

Shane gets Ilya's number tattooed on him

🏒 Settling the Score | 6.4k

Ilya Rozanov does not like to lose, especially to Shane Hollander. And when the Montréal Metros crush the Boston Raiders in a humiliating 8-3 score, a certain team captain shows up at his door with a toothy grin and little too much pride in himself. So now, off the ice, it's Ilya's turn to show Shane just how fun it can be to settle a score

🏒 Be My Video Obsession | 6.4k

Shane and Ilya make a sex tape.

🏒 coins and cats | 6.9k

Shane gets himself a set of pretty lingerie as revenge, and Ilya comes all over his pretty panties embarassingly fast

🏒 sandcastles (all the pleasure, none of the burden) | 7.4k

Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course

🏒 Shane & Ilya Make a Sex Tape | 7.5k

Shane proposes an idea...

🏒 mine out of ten | 8.4k

🔒 Hayden: Every time he gets jealous and you have 29383 hickeys, you must be an active participant in that, right?

🏒 Shaking Fists and Bloody Teeth | 8.5k

Five times Ilya fights someone for Shane on and off the ice, and one time Shane fought for Ilya.

🏒 Bound to your touch, the way that you use me | 8.7k

5 times Shane free uses Ilya +1 time Ilya gives himself over to Shane

🏒 Shane and Ilya Film a Sex Tape | 9.4k

Shane and Ilya are so obsessed with each other they have to make a sex tape about it.

🏒 Super Virgin | 9.6k

Shane is a virgin, and then he’s not.

🏒 5 Times Shane and Ilya Matched Each Other's Freak (+1 Time They Kept Things Completely Vanilla) | 10.0k

Shane and Ilya are very, very compatible

🏒 too much (is never enough) | 10.0k

how hollanov can ethically, monogamously, have a threesome.

🏒 i just thought you might like it | 10.1k

shane’s birthday is next week. ilya has gifts for him.

🏒 My body's yours and you know it too | 10.5k

5 times Ilya marks Shane and 1 time Shane marks Ilya aka the hickey fic

🏒 a riot in between our lips | 10.6k

Shane gets aroused when listening to his husband, and they got a final to win.

🏒 #HollanderxRozanov | 11.6k

Ilya films a collaboration with Porsche and goes viral for being hot. Shane’s solution? Surprising Ilya with lingerie, naturally

🏒 untouched | 12.0k

“Don’t—this isn’t a fucking joke, alright?” Shane snapped. “Shut up. I want it to be different. Or, no—the same, but more. I want you to just make me fucking take it. Shit. I don’t know how to ask you for this.”

🏒 They kinda like being caught | 12.5k

 five times they are walked in on and one time they walk in on someone else.

🏒 what a man (a mighty good man) | 14.3k

five times that Shane is overwhelmed by his husband's masculinity and one time that Ilya realizes he is not the man of the house. 

🏒 Sexting (It Isn't Sex It's The Next Best Thing) | 14.5k

Four times Shane torments his husband via weaponized lace and photography, and one time Ilya gets to enjoy it up close.

🏒 happy wife, happy life | 14.8k

5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose

🏒 Try, Try Again | 26.6k

Shane and Ilya navigate their sexual relationship, now that they're finally a couple

Fic Rec Masterpost | Freak4Freak Part 1

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Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by Itsallfine

such a lovable lamb by FlowerCitti

Boston (Timestamp) - "You look pretty." by Heatry24

if u think i’m pretty by WeeBeastie

Convince Me Either Way by isto4u

Peak Condition by satiricsorcerer

you're so smooth (if you want, you can bite me and i won't move) by seeingwhispers

possessive love disorder by Literal_Multifandom_Trashcan

all his spindly roots by Ruby_Wednesday

Unravel Me, Hollander by justagoofy_goober

I may be bad (but I'm perfectly good at it) by gurlsrool

Weirdest Fucking Team by freakshaped

oh my god you should see your faces by writinginasnowglobe

boy toy by parrylarry

Hollanov's Closet by Chavalala

possessive love disorder by Literal_Multifandom_Trashcan

Мой сладкий мальчик by ghosttotheparty

stay the night by ghosttotheparty

heat sheet by icelyvelvet

lovesick by amongtheshadows

Bite Hard by mcshrug

To the Bone by mcshrug

Bare by NotEvenCloseToStraight

started with a chirp (ended with a bang) by thebiggestrat

missed opportunities by thebiggestrat

training season's over by thebiggestrat

Forever, in ink by mintyhollander

Letting Go, Reaching Out by Anonymous

Do Not Disturb by teeveeactress

is it a video by garagepaperback

Full by AC91

The Kink Klub by SpiderGoose1

Such A Pretty Face (On A Pretty Neck) by NoCoastPosts

Telepathy by orangememory

i can't help it, i want you by lizee

Hold You Close and Keep You Here by averagesquire

The Long Tale of Two Blind Lovers by newtntommy

The Thrills of Loneliness by call3x

perfect match by lisa6

Walls by AC91

spice up your life by sightiff

Just Like The Old Times by MsWhiteandtheRope

Leash 'Em Both by winter1477

Daddy, you make me feel I'm invincible by Badbarista93

A Slap to the Heart by EastEchos

Unhinged love by Madfordinos

You got me Down on my Knees ( Its getting harder to breathe) by Pookiebear_Rozanovs_Slut04

added 6/23/26->

Like, on any given roadie the people sharing walls with the Hollanovs can expect to overhear:

- One side of phone calls between Shane and his mother where every third word is FUCK and Shane's voice gets higher the more he works himself up about whatever league drama is pissing him off that week

- Ilya yelling in Russian (Non sex reasons) (He and Svetlana are talking about Matheson in Colorado. Again.)

- Ilya gets hay fever real bad in Seattle and spends an entire night sneezing at EAR SPLITTING volume, each sneeze followed by a, "AHH!" from Shane as he is startled awake. Again.

- The Christmas wish lists of every Pike child and how they're going to be divvy'd up for the year. This conversation takes place in September.

- "I'm telling you, the penalty kill could be a work of fucking art if Haas--oh fuck, right there, don't stop--"

- As stated before, an objectively obnoxious amount of showering is happening. At one point LaPointe turns to Bood and says something to the effect of, "Crazy that Hollander takes TWO showers after every game, I guess he really is superstitious," and Bood just. Chooses not to engage.

- A thunderous and almighty BANG. This is the sound of Ilya's suitcase hitting the floor after it inevitably slides off the bed.

- "Shaaaaane, look at the livestream from the dog hotel--look at how cute! She is so sleepy, she's holding her banana like a baaaaby--"

- Vin Diesel's voice, unimaginably loud, at one AM

- Russian Yelling (Non sex reasons) (Sasha did something stupid)

- "Unh unh unh UNH UNH UNH--" (Squeak. Squeak.)

- Celtics game. Twenty minutes beforehand: "Fuck, Shane, how do I get ESPN on the stupid--Roku stick thing--"

- "Okay, look, your dad played the word veer--is not real word, right? Like, deer with a V? It's real? Shane, we can't let your dad win--no, it's not cheating, he gets Yuna's help--"

- Stuff about Rose Landry's upcoming film that they should probably all sign NDAs for even thinking about.

- Russian Yelling (Sex reasons. Probably. It sounds...ardent.)

- One time, for an entire night, silence. The day immediately preceeding this night and the morning immediately after are best left unspoken about.

- The sound of Shane's fuckass electric toothbrush for WAY too long. Seriously man it cannot be healthy to brush your teeth for that lo--oh. Got it. Okay. Where are my earbuds.

- "I mean, it's not like I'm sixteen anymore, right? It's just that sometimes I think she looks at me and sees a fucking kid still, and I get it, I get it--and fuck, babe, I know it's not fair to feel this way, she's the only mom I'll ever have, and you don't even--ugh--"

- "I'm so terribly sorry the hotel misplaced your bags, Mister Rozanov. If there's any way that we can...make it up to you..." [Giggle. Kissing sound. Kissing sound. Moan.]

like they made a really dumb bet while competing and ilya really didn't think he'd lose and honestly shane also didn't think he'd win lowkey but like, hey, a bet's a bet, alright? so now they're trying to be so serious but they can't stop laughing at each other and chirping. shane follows ilya into the shower and gives wayyy too many douching instructions and ilya is like hollander i know you are internationally ranked gay bottom but i can clean my own asshole and shane is like well first of all i'm not internationally ranked and ilya goes no? but what about our honeymoon, and all those times in america, they do not count as international? and shane says okay maybe shut the fuck up. i have the experience here okay, just do what i'm telling you! and ilya says yes bottom coach, right away bottom coach, and they have to slightly delay the fucking process again because it caught shane off guard enough that he almost slipped a little bit because he was laughing too hard and lost his balance.

and finally they GET out of the fucking shower and ilya is laying on the bed on top of his towel and shane is like well? are you not going to make this easy on me? because his legs are crossed over at the ankle and ilya gasps dramatically, hand to his chest. i cannot believe this, shane. you think i'm easy? i should be spreading my legs for you whenever i see you? and shane who absolutely does kind of do that is like okay you asshole i am going to make you regret that so once again they just end up wrestling on the bed (sturdy enough to take this kind of roughhousing, because their first one hadn't survived it) and shane is kind of humping his dick at ilya's hip from where he's ended up pinned under him and then when ilya arches an eyebrow at him he's all OKAY YES i GOT IT and rolls over to grab the lube. ilya takes advantage to grope his ass and shane is half arching his back before he ends up swatting his side because the bet, come on. and shane is finally fingering ilya but ilya is kind of backseat driving the topping and shane is like. ilya do you want me to fuck you or not because i swear to GOD and ilya goes okay, okay, don't blame me! i am the top expert, yes? i have the fucking experience, i can be your dick coach here! and they're both trying not to laugh again at fucking dick coach and shane has notched the tip of his dick in and only sunk in a little when the though hits him and he goes, out loud, ilya goddamnit i'm going to be thinking of this when we see coach wiebe tomorrow! and ilya laughs so fucking hard that shane slaps at his side again, ilya don't laugh! i just got you to loosen up for me! and ilya says oh i'm sorry is my tight ass too much for you to handle? and shane comes too soon but he ends up blowing ilya and rimming him after because after ilya's come he tries to pull away and ilya slings a leg over him and says where do you think you're going, hmm? clean up your mess.