party rock

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

i get so gay off that dr pepper

i’m on onion rings right now

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie