what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

youre pissing me off

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

@malaam188

this is what true confidence looks like. take note

proposing a new historical framework called “the very long nineteenth century: we’re still in it”