Girlfail, girlcry, girlboss

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

hero girls are a kind of prey animal, which is cute.

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

*giggles cutely* uhh... i mean tch. -_-

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

instant win princess

deploying cognitive behavioral threapy to reframe getting pinned under the maids as "victory" was a great idea

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

You sweep them

NO!!!!!!!

Vacuum?

EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

Drinks a love potion but the first thing I see is a mirror so I just make out with my reflection for two hours

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

the beautiful transfem princess is wrapping me in this shiny latex drone suit and i’m pretty sure that’s not what a maid dress is supposed to look like…