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I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I am in love with you /p

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

Kinda in the mood for garbage-shit food that’ll kill me

lore update for the general tumblr public: dan and phil just revealed that they asked when we were young fest if they could actually genuinely recreate this in between sets when fall out boy and my chem were there last year, but they asked too late and they couldn’t make it happen in time. they really did try though. yaoi warriors until the very end

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

I’d shoot the gender neutral soldier because I don’t respect the military

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17