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I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

i love making art

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IS THAT EAGLE?!?!?!?

the human body when you use it and exist in it

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reblogs were off

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

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fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

jmtorres

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

demon-and-human

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

⬆️ morning glory

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

scarecrowexealt

I love these two weird women so much. One of the only times I’ve seen an interesting employer x employee ship.

Both of their designs are top notch, their interactions with each other and other characters are so much fun, Gamefreak really cooked with these two! And I might be overthinking this, but there is an element of a Knight (or advisor) x princess to their ship dynamic. Like, the exasperation over Jacinthe’s uptight personality, while also declaring that she will protect Jacinthe with her very life is very knightly IMO.

Side tangent, I really hope to see more human character dynamics in Pokémon that are inspired/influenced by the Pokémon type chart. A stoic, calculated Psychic-type trainer who is scared shitless of a small child who’s a bug-type trainer. An Electric-type trainer and a Ground-type trainer with an intense rivalry where neither can get the upper hand over the other. Stuff like that.

un-monstre

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

gemini-enthusiast

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

songofsaraneth

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

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eleanorsdeath

i love photography i love art i love losing myself in books and going to exhibitions and the cinema and walking through cities and i love architecture and learning about history and no one will ever take that away from me

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homophobla

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

stuckinapril

How it feels learning to do things by yourself again

eebie

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