Consulting Physicist in Training

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

I get people who are like “why do you play Bethesda games” and it’s like what other game studio lets me pick up basically everything in my environment and throw it at people

Killing NPCs with a cauldron is a time honored Skyrim tradition

The Bethesda fallout games have the junk jet which is literally a giant gun that can shoot all of the random clutter you collect at people. You can kill people with a teddy bear shot out of a canon at Mach 5 and if that isn’t hilarious to you then I don’t think we can get along.

I’m as big of a starfield hater as you can find but it kept the Bethesda clutter that you can pick up thing which is wonderful because you can collect houseplants and drop them all over the president’s desk if you want to.

This reminded me when in Dwarf Fortress the damage calculations for throwing things were a bit off and your moderately trained pc could search the soil, pick up a worm and throw it to a demon with the strenth of a railgun, beheading it on the process

Yeah i recall someone killing a bronze colossus with a fluffy wanbler posting about it on þe forums. Probably in þe hall of legends

My favourite genre of game: dicking around with random tat

what do you mean my childhood affected me