he's scary and intimidating to YOU. im sitting on his lap and purring.
d e v o n

pixel skylines
tumblr dot com
Interview Vampire Daily
KIROKAZE
NASA

blake kathryn
Game of Thrones Daily
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
todays bird

Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola
ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Discoholic 🪩

ellievsbear
Cosimo Galluzzi
Fai_Ryy
YOU ARE THE REASON
seen from Brazil

seen from France

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from Colombia
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Costa Rica
seen from Argentina
seen from Brazil
seen from El Salvador

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Ukraine

seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Bolivia
@disguisedcommander
he's scary and intimidating to YOU. im sitting on his lap and purring.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
self shipping isn’t enough i need to leave my teeth imprint on his skin
I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite
ONE MORE SHOT, FOR ME? | GEPARD LANDAU
ⓘ its not often that gepard accompanies the other guards on their celebratory trips to the bar after a mission, but he just can’t ever say no to you, and he’s about to learn why that’s a problem.
pairing. gepard landau x fem reader | wc. 2k | genres. smut, minors do not interact. | warnings. dubcon - they’re both drunk. dry humping. alcohol consumed + slight forced intoxication (reader insists gepard take another shot). exhibitionism + unintentional vouyerism. I return to masterlist.
notes. bitti @rabbbitseason once reblogged that video of the man receiving a shot saying it was gepard coded and now… this has been born, so thank you bitti brain! 🧠
Gepard wasn’t someone who often got like this. As a captain of the Silvermane Guards, he was well aware of his responsibility to uphold peace around Belobog. So he always insisted on keeping himself sharp, leaving no room for distraction or things that may askew his perception of what’s right and what’s wrong.
Except for tonight.
Gepard wasn’t much of a drinker, as big and broad as he was— it wasn’t often that the different spirits at the bars made way past his lips. Half because he was never a fan of the taste, and the rest because he never wanted to admit that he never really had a knack for handling it. Even Serval, his older sister, was able to drink him under the table and he thinks that’s even more embarrassing than most things.
Most things.
But tonight, his comrades in arms had insisted on every one of them going out for a few drinks to commemorate the end of a particularly gruelling mission. Gepard had tried to refuse, insisted that he just wanted to turn in for the night, but when the whole squadron— including you, someone he could never quite refuse— had practically begged for him to accompany them. Just this once.
Well, he could hardly say no to that, could he?
It had started tame atleast, Gepard had paced himself reasonably well, still upholding himself with an air of self-control that would be expected from a captain. He’d even scored the squadron a booth at one of the most desired bars in the city, half due to their reputation and half due to Serval having played there with her band before. She brought in quite the crowd, and it’s the least they could do to repay the family for it.
can we get some sfw and nsfw headcanons for lord el melloi ii? maybe like for him with a fem bodied reader but not gender explicit. lol i know a lot of nonbinary people want to jump his bones (myself included) but are self conscious bc theyre not more masculine. would like to see him as a passionate and considerate lover in a nonbinary pairing since he uses gender neutral language like "partner" in a drama cd referring to his own potential relationships.
☽ ◦ ◦ ◦ ✩ ❤ ✩ ◦ ◦ ◦ ☾
✩ El Melloi II ✩:
✩ El Melloi might be running on coffee, spite and cigarettes, but he somehow always finds time for you. Even if it's just five - ten minutes of his day, it's yours, and he'll be damned if anyone interrupts. He'll place spells on doors so they don't open if he has to.
✩ He would be very considerate in using gender neutral language. Also when complimenting what you wear, in the sense that he takes note of how you prefer to dress so if he finds a clothes store in his travels that would cater to you can bring you there when he next has free time.
✩ He doesn't sleep well. But I feel like he'd nag you about staying up late not being good for your health. (While lighting another cigarette, yes he sees the irony in it all...). He also hates mornings, but he does find them easier of your coaxing him out of bed with coffee.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
a vampire’s muffled moans while feeding have me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there.
deeply obsessed with this
Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive
#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else#would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner
*seduces you with my deranged behavior*
He kisses—how do I explain it? Like someone in love. Like he has nothing to lose. Like someone who has just learned a foreign language and can use only the present tense and only the second person. Only now, only you.
Andrew Sean Greer, Less

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"Way too reliable narrator" where the narrator provides documentation and proof for how they know every detail in the narrative and an estimate of how confident they are in it.
Suspiciously Specific Narrator
kinda wanna get railed but in a "i love you where have you been all my life i’m obsessed with you and you belong to me and only me kinda way" you know just the romantic things
sorry for biting you as affection it will happen again
Pussy from a man named fox
like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
pussy from a lesbian who is insane and ruthless and vengeful and dreams of conquest and hides her true self from the world and is literally always scheming and has suffered endlessly