Always running out of time

Chad: That's me, too sweet for my own good 😉 I just looked it up and it looks like just children's toys? I'm surprised at the weird things that go viral sometimes.

Chad: Heyday, okay, I knew I'd guess right eventually, awesome! Yeah, we definitely can't have that. People thinking SHE could ever dump ME is too dark timeline.

Holly: You really are! The absolute sweetest! 🍬 Yeah, that’s what it is! Except a lot of adults are VERY into them weirdly! But I don’t get it either, like how people are so into those funko things that don’t even seem fun since no one ever takes them out of their boxes???

Chad: I'd slay a dragon if it meant keeping your food skills in the world, or you know, I'd send someone to slay it, but either way, I'm so in your corner! And okay! What surprise toys are you even talking about though?

Chad: I don't change in bathrooms if I can help it so thanks! I'd just wear the sweats in but if the paparazzi saw me wearing something so casual, they'd have a heydey. Hay day? Hey day?

Holly: Awww, that's so sweet! 💕 Like the minibrands that are all over tiktok and a LOT of other random toys that people make! If you geniesearch "surprise toys" you'll see what I mean. It's like super trendy rn.

Chad: In that case, remind me to do whatever it takes to make sure you never, ever shut down, or get too sad to bake in general. The world needs your goods, and more importantly, I do lol. I officially volunteer! Can I know what some of these things are or is it more of a surprise kind of deal?

Chad: Also, I might bring sweatpants to change into. Slacks aren't that forgiving when I'm eating your stuff.

Holly: Sure thing! I wouldn't let that happen without putting up a fight anyway, so it's good to know who I'll have on my side! 🥰 Awesome! It is a surprise! Like literally these are supposed to be surprise treats! You know kind of like those surprise toys that are all the rage now?

Chad: I'm *better* than the official donors! I care about the business! If you shut down, where am I supposed to eat my guilty pleasures? You know what they say, the way to a hottie's heart is through his stomach and your stuff has me hooked 😉 I think just red velvet would be perfect, thank you! Unless you've got anything new...

Chad: You don't? Why not? I'm a huge unofficial donor to your business, I'd think you would 😂 but I'll forgive you because I can't stay made at my carb dealer. Is this weekend too fast?

Chad: Your red velvet cupcakes made their way into my dreams last night, and I'm sure by now you have my cheat days scheduled into your calendar... need I say more?

Kylie: I can't try to secure the bag with Mr. Big! He's friends with my parents, what if he tells them about my kinks?! No, I need to get over it!

Kylie: Okay but like I think I have a crush on my mom and dad's mafia boss friend? HelP!?!!

Kylie: Like he's a tiny little dude but he walks into the room with such POWER and all his suits fit REAL good.

Probably baking my underwear into a pistachio and rosewater cake with plums and royal icing. Which is mostly like weird because that kind of cake doesn’t even GO with royal icing. It needs a cheesier icing like mascarpone or labneh.

No. Pretty Woman was a really cute movie, but definitely not anywhere close to reality.

This one boy (that will remain nameless because he turned into a suckhead afterwards) used to do really cute things like walk into doors or like trip over things because he was too busy looking at me. Stupid things like that have always been supes hilar to me.

Stevie: If you want to see it, all you have to do is ask! And wow that's cool. If you don't mind some criticism though? That message was way too good to be written by a dude. You're going to have to dumb it down a little bit.

Stevie: It COULD be meant for me! I've heard it's a great view! But fiiiiiine, I'll try not to take it to heart. Who's lucky enough to be getting that from you anyway?