You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

QPRs are basically homebrewing your relationship. I know what I want but it's far from all guidelines and prerequisites that society has given us. I could email you a PDF though.

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it