You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

not everything... needs to be....... ABOUT SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my psychic powers (which i have due to being aromantic) cause everything in the room to go flying away from me and vaporize the moment they hit the walls due to sheer force)

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause

When I die at least I blogged obsessively on tumblr

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

at the club straight up tarnishing my master's legacy

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable