You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

not everything... needs to be....... ABOUT SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my psychic powers (which i have due to being aromantic) cause everything in the room to go flying away from me and vaporize the moment they hit the walls due to sheer force)

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause

When I die at least I blogged obsessively on tumblr

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

at the club straight up tarnishing my master's legacy