You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Molly: Oh look at that! Bacon, eggs, and toast! Guess I'm a man today!

Molly: Is it cloudy out? Ladies Night tonight!

Molly: Is it Wednesday or Thursday? I need to know. Right now. Because some shades of lipstick are not as universally flattering as I am.

Hi it's me, creampuff gobbler again, contributing to my pile of shart-art :)

Oh how I love my chaotic pathetic demon girls.

separate versions under the cut!