You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

But I don’t wanna…

can the US empire please just fall already so we can stop having to beg americans to go beg their officials to vote against the "make everything worse for everyone in the entire world" bill that they're trying to push for like the 12th time by now. like this is just humiliating for everyone involved at this point

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

not everything... needs to be....... ABOUT SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my psychic powers (which i have due to being aromantic) cause everything in the room to go flying away from me and vaporize the moment they hit the walls due to sheer force)

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause

When I die at least I blogged obsessively on tumblr

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety