You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…