You’re not alone in this. None of us are.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

slow and slutty wins the race

i love you rice with some bullshit

fuck it ima just do my side quests

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam