i'm a leaf on the winf

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

I secretly enjoy the daylight savings time shifts because as someone with ADHD time-blindness it’s fun to watch everyone else get knocked down to my level twice a year

ohhh my goddd, you feel like someone stole an hour from you or shoved an extra one where it doesn’t belong? you were late to something because the clocks and the sun are colluding to lie to you? should we throw a party? should we invite benjamin franklin

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

i love oral sex (spitting food into the girl who slapped you more than once's wound to save her from blood loss while your butch knight tries not to be killed by the horrors haunting your castle)

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

anne hathaway twelfth night promotion photo with okoa as desperate confused anne hathaway and serapio kissing him and esa leaning sadly on his shoulder and the sword is the bone staff send post

Let's not cooperate with mama

Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically