Classy as Fuck

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears

rewatching ep 2 and i truly do not know how anyone genuinely thinks shane was a bad or not well-liked captain. jackie says "cap's here!" and they all start chanting "cap". they're immediately asking him for the final say on whether that one guy's playoff beard stays or goes. when shane says ilya's the best, they immediately rush to correct him and assure him he's the best. they love him. they respect him. he's clearly good at what he does to command that kind of respect.

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist

i’m sorry for talking about wanting a cock in my mouth so much. you can make me shut up with your cock. in my mouth

In love with the idea of Ilya sitting Rose down like she did with Shane and him being like “lesbian 🫵🏻” and then the next time Ilya, Shane, and Rose hang out, she’s telling them how she can’t believe she didn’t realize she was gay and that all of the gay men she’s dated should have been a clue, etc. and Ilya looks her dead in the eyes and goes “not so gay you couldn’t fuck Shane Hollander”

rose “babe no one is too gay or straight to fuck shane hollander. ask ANY hockey player.” and now ilya’s pissed again

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat