feral lads

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

And what if I said they both think the other one is the naturally gifted one and they're both jealous

If Percy Jackson can survive underwater and on land and breathes both air and water, does that make him an amphibian?

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

Happy Mother's Day to Sally Jackson — Mom of All Time

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.