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i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

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let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

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ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

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What I picture when I hear “20 year old games”

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Games that are actually going to be 20 years old in 2026

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Just to make y’all feel even more old, here are some games that are going to be 10 years old in 2026:

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If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

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stop normalizing things we are running out of Weird Shit

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i cant breathe

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which means if i chunk this rock at him

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Reminder that this was so iconic that when Dragonball FighterZ released, one of Krillin’s moves is just “overhand chuck a rock” and it’s one of his best moves for hitting the opponent on their wakeup

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Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

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goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

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dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

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Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

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roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

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agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

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christian pitcher throws a christian baby

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#abaddon's gate #and after that i'm going to read either cibola burn or i'm starting to worry about this black box of doom

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can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

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sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.

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