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what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?
#needless to say this is a pussy out look
#i thought it said âwhat would dinosaurs wear in the modern ageâ #and the whole post was a rollercoaster of confusion
rbing witchy things is such a dangerous game because a fair few of them are terfs and usually you dont realize it until you go on their blogs and see posts about how they get their magic from their wombs.
if you're an inclusive witch blog like or rb this so I can check you out
and if you're a terf remember to choke on your wassail
Applying Lenormand techniques in Tarot can be quite fun and useful. The above spread is a way I have of getting to the bottom of a situation while also practicing my knighting paths. Itâs called the âKnightâs Path,â because itâs a riff on the Lenormand technique of the same name, that follows the path of a knight on the chess board.

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in this house we stan dionysus!
#Hermes: heâs dead Dionysus you donât actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)
This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnusâ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. Thatâs right, Dionysus rode Prosymnusâ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM
Dionysus: You got troubled spirits? Cause I got a dildo.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. đ”âš
Casting Glamours
What is a glamour?
Stemming from the old Scots word, a âglamourâ (always spelt with the British âouâ, as we are referring to the spell not the trait) is a kind of magickal spell or enchantment that a person casts upon an object, a person, or themselves to confuse, bewitch or obscure the senses of other observers. For instance, a pickpocket may use glamours as a means of assisting in the avoidance of detection, and a secret Witch may use a glamour to hide their spell supplies. Glamours are also one of the primary spells that the Fae Folk use to hide their presence, and also to make mischief and cause harm to intrusive or blundering humans who offend them.Â
Why have I never heard of this before?!
Probably because itâs not very flashy and, by its very nature, itâs centred around concealment. Glamours are very powerful, very useful spells, but they donât involve love or money or luck or happiness and so they tend to be overlooked by most novice or self-taught Witches. Theyâre also quite hard to perfect, and so many more experienced Witches give up before they have mastered them.
They are simultaneously very simple spells to perform, but very difficult to perfect, as they require significant effort of Will and a lot of practice but if you achieve a true glamour it can be one of the most powerful spells in any Witchâs arsenal. Itâs also worth noting, however, that glamours do not conceal things from machines. Machines like metal detectors, security cameras and proximity detectors donât have minds, and as such they cannot be fooled by magick that affects the mind and how the brain perceives senses. They also work poorly on animals, especially cats. Do not try to fool a cat with a glamour. Dogs are often confused by glamours, but generally see through them with time, and snakes and lizards are completely immune as far as I can tell (since their minds are not concerned with things that glamours affect).
OK, but how do I cast a glamour?
The first step is, as with all spells, to decide to do it. Decide âI am going to cast a glamourâ. Know it in your soul, know that what you will do is magick, it is a glamour, and that itâs purpose is to hide yourself. Glamours on yourself are generally the easiest to start with, because they are the easiest kind with which to tell when something needs improving.Â
Secondly, you must visualise strongly -Â and I mean REALLY strongly, let it consume your being - the purpose of the glamour. Fill yourself with the knowledge how how it will work, what it will do, how it will work. If you are looking for a glamour of imperception, whereby you attempt to make yourself hard to see by convincing the minds of people around you that you are utterly uninteresting and forgettable, fill yourself with that. Let to complete and utter truth of that ring through your head;Â
âI am forgettable, Iâm not even here. You donât remember me, Iâm utterly boring, Iâm just another part of the background. Everything about me is empty and dull. There is nothing hereâ
And similar such truths. Let your Willpower make them true, let their truth fill the world around you through the strength of your visualisation.
Thirdly, sustain it. This is the hardest step, but a glamour will only last for as long as it is sustained and remembered. If you are visualising a glamour on something that moves or changes (such as yourself) this can involve literally constant reinforcement - never ever stop thinking those reinforcing statements and pouring all your Willpower into them. For objects that are more static, for instance a chest containing spell supplies, this can simply involve a period of refreshment every evening whereby you place your hands upon it and refresh the enchantment youâve placed upon the chest, reminding it of how completely ignorable and boring it is, reminding it that nobody will open it because nobody will care enough to try, that nobody will notice it because itâs so dull itâs not even there.Â
That seems REALLY hard, is there a simpler way?
The short answer is, no. This is why glamours are often quite unpopular - despite their obvious power and usefulness, the sheer effort of Will that goes into the construction of a glamour, and the amount of practice you need to get really good, can scare off a lot of Witches from truly persisting. Those who need glamours are often the only ones who are really any good at them - the best glamour-caster I have ever known developed her skill during her life as a pickpocket, when she used glamours to avoid getting caught. The simple fact that she has no criminal record attests to their efficacy! But, it took her a very long time to get that good, and most Witches simply donât care enough to try.
However, I urge you to do so! Itâs such a rewarding skill, even if only so that you can be the undisputed champion of paintball and laser tag in your friend group because nobody ever sees you in the shadows.Â
So there you are! The ancient, powerful, and mostly-overlooked art of glamours! I hope this helped all you lovely Witches!
â Juniper Wildwalk
Witch Tip
Put a pair of glasses under the sun, surrounded by clear quartz or citrine, to enchant them with the powers of Apollo, god of truth, so you can see through peopleâs bull shit
What Native people say about the use of sage: you can use sage, but you cannot smudge as nothing you are doing (waving sage around) is actually smudging. Smudging is a ceremony and you are, we promise, not smudging. Please buy sage from either us, or someone who sources the sage from us. White sage may not be considered endangered by the US government but corperate sourcing is making it difficult for us to source sage for our own religious purposes. Let alone to sell it.
What white people hear: never use sage ever, donât ever buy it, donât own it, donât even look at it.
Look, yâall. Thereâs a couple of facets to my talk today.
1) Yes! You can buy sage! You really, truly can! Buy it from either native sellers (go to a powwow! Eat our food, buy our stuff, watch some dancing!) Or buy it from a seller who sources the sage from native people. Pick one. And no, buying it from 5 Below doesnât count.
2) you CANNOT smudge. This isnât just you âshouldnâtââ this is a YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SMUDGING. Waving a sage stick around your doorways IS NOT SMUDGING. It is smoke clensing. Smudging, depending on the tradition and tribe, could easily have dancing and drums involved. You, as a white person, do not have the cultural BACKGROUND to even know how it works. At all. Period.
3) please, for FUCKS SAKE, stop making posts here on tumblr where you tell other white people about cultural appropriation and what they can and cannot do. Please stop, your license has been revoked because none of you bother to get the facts right. We native people are FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT OURSELVES. Consider instead: a) reblogging our posts where we talk about it! Weâre here! We have made posts!! b) Making a post that states what we said and then LINKS BACK TO US. Screenshot with a link if you must. Stop centering your own voices in these conversations. You are already centered in everything, stop centering yourselves in a native space.
Iâm tired of this nonsense, yâall.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk âą
THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU PEOPLE
REBLOG TF OUT OF IT
not that im saying all those things arent true, but i feel like this is targeting specific Americans, im from a religion that smudges yes, i personally like using white sage yes, i am not native american yes. i think that anyone can smudge as long as you put your intent into it right.Â
not trying to start anything, just giving my view, because for someone new to a mystical system the post is worded quit harshly.Â
I really really wish yâall would read the post for once.
You are not from a religion that smudges. If you are pagan, you are SMOKE CLEANSING.
Smudging is a sacred native ceremony and you are not doing the same thing. At all. Period. In a lot of tribes, you have to be medicine trained to do it. In some tribes, the people allowed to do it is even limited to certain families.
Itâs worded harshly because Iâm tired of kindly explaining this. Iâm tired of this bullshit.
Iâm not Native American. I cleanse with smoke. I do not smudge.
Itâs that easy, y'all. See how easy it is? Say it with me: âI am not Native American. I cleanse with smoke. I do not smudge.â
And hereâs the thing- it doesnât reduce the validity of what Iâm doing. Quite the opposite.
Native folx are telling us that their culture isnât okay for us to use, in whole or in part, and itâs our obligation to respect that. Donât be shitty about it, y'all. Gracefully respect the boundary.

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Katâs Directional Spread
Itâs still Tarot Tuesday for a few minutes for me, so I figured Iâd post a new spread! Very similar to my last one but more for making a choice between paths or a decision rather than healing yourself.
Where am I now?
What is currently blocking my path?
What do I need to get around or over this obstacle?
What support is already around me?
What path should I take moving forward?
For those that need a reminder.
Easter isnât Pagan.
Ostara was a month ago.
Thatâs a relief of Lilith not Ishtar.
Ishtar has nothing to do with Easter.
No it isnât actually said Easter.
Saying Easter is Pagan is erasure of Judaism and the Passover time.
Be a kind human.
Donât spread misinformation.
The traditions of dying eggs are however pagan traditions. What is being celebrated is not pagan, but how it is generally celebrated is.
I am saying this only to give people an idea of where the confusion comes from, not to deny the information above!
Numerology 101
In my time running this blog, I havenât seen a single post about numerology, maybe just because nobody knows it, or maybe because witches have a pathological fear of math. Either way, itâs a shame! The basics of numerology are painfully easy to grasp, and I would mark it down as one of the easiest divinitory systems Iâve tried to date. So letâs hit the basics!
Weâll jump right into it.
The Math
Actually, we need to work out the numbers weâre using first. While a personâs birthday is already very handily in a numeric form for you, their name is written up in pesky letters. But every letter has a corresponding numerological number, and by noting the number for each letter in a name, youâre able to calculate what you need.
Hereâs a chart of the numbers, nice and easy and not necessary to memorize at all.
The numerological âalphabetâ if you will, only goes from the numbers 1-9. The letter âAâ marks 1, then J does again, then S. The more you work with numbers, the more youâll come to just know what letters are associated with what, but even if you donât, this chart is easy to replicate and even easier to find online.
The next part comes in writing out the numbers for a personâs name. Youâll want to keep this organized rather than messy, as youâll be using different parts of the numbers to calculate different things. I like to write out the names, then write the numbers for all the vowels above the name, then all the numbers for the consonants below the name. When youâve done so, it should look something like this:
Some things to note:
Y is treated as a vowel when there are no other vowels in a syllable (Ex: Lynn, Carolyn)
W is treated as a vowel when preceded by a vowel and when it produces a single sound (Ex: Bradshaw, Matthew)
The birthday, again, is already in numeric format, so now all of your numbers just need to be added properly. Which brings us back to the scary part.
The Actual Math
Really, itâs nothing more than basic sums. If you can add, you can figure out your numbers. Hell, if you canât add, you can have a calculator figure it out for you.
It is a little more involved than adding all the numbers youâve so dutifully marked down and calling it a day, but letâs work through it first.
First, add all the numbers from the vowel section together. Then, add all the numbers from the consonant section together. If we go off the name I provided above, it should look something like this:
Congrats, the hardest bit of math is over!
âBut Shay,â you say. âYou said the numerological alphabet only consists of the numbers 1-9!â
And so I did. But I also said only the worst of the math was over. Next, we need to break down the numbers we got until they fall into that range. What you do for this is you take each numeral in the number and you add them together.
Letâs break it down. Looking at the vowel section, weâve been left with the number 22. To get the numerological number, you take each numeral and add them together - here, that looks like 2 + 2 and leaves us with the number 4, perfectly within our range.
Our consonant number at the moment is 54, or 5 + 4, which adds up to 9. Again, in range. Should you get a number thatâs still too big, keep breaking it down until itâs only one digit. For example, the number 98 becomes 17 (9 + 8), but then 17 becomes 8 (1 + 7) and is now within the acceptable range.
Youâve just calculated the Inner Dreams number and the Soul Urge number. And by adding those two together (and reducing as necessary) you will have the Destiny Path number. In this case, itâs 4 (The Soul Urge and Inner Dreams numbers 9 and 4 add up to 13, and 13 as 1 + 3 equals 4).
Thatâs three numbers down, one to go.
Weâve largely neglected the Life Path number, but all it really requires is the reduction method we just covered.
Take my birthday. April 27th, 1993, or in number terms, 04/27/1993. All you have to do is add all these numbers together, then once theyâre nice and neat in one giant number, you simplify it as you learned. 04 + 27 + 1993 = 2024, which gives us a number to reduce. Even though itâs more than two digits, you handle it the same way. 2 + 0 + 2 + 4 adds up to 8, making a quick work of the reduction and giving us our Life Path number.
For you visual learners out there, it looks something like this:
Breaking it Down
So now, we have all four of our numbers! And with minimal tears shed. For the sake of having everything in one place, all of my numbers put together look something like this:
A number showing up more than once implies a strength of presence in that number - two or three times indicates that the traits associated with that number are strong, as do numbers that âresonateâ, such as how 4 fits evenly into 8 or 3 fits evenly into 9. If there are too many repetitions of a number, expect to see more and more of the negative associations of those traits brought to light. Keep your eye out for these, as they will amplify one another.
Okay, but what does it all mean?
The Divination
There are four major numbers you go for when putting someoneâs numbers together. The Life Path number, the Destiny Path number, the Soul Urge number, and the Inner Dreams number.
Life Path:
The life path number is the sum of the numbers in oneâs birthday (date, month, and year). It relates to the path in life one will take and the traits one has at birth.
Destiny Path:
The destiny path number is the sum of all letters in oneâs full name. It relates to the tasks one was meant to achieve in their lifetime.
Soul Urge:
The soul urge number is the sum of all vowels in a personâs name. It represents a personâs inner cravings, their likes and dislikes, and what they value most.
Inner Dreams:
The inner dreams number is the sum of all consonants in a personâs name. It represents secret dreams, inner desires, and fantasies.
And lastly, the meaning of the numbers themselves. This post is already long enough to the point where Iâm not going to write up a paragraph about each and every number (they are all available and more if you look them up online), but Iâll give you a run-down for each.
1:
Positive Traits: Initiator, pioneering spirit, inventive ideas, strong leadership skills, independent Negative Traits: Overly assertive, aggressive, domineering, impulsive, egotistic, boastful
2:
Positive Traits: Cooperative, adaptable, considerate of others, sensitive, diplomatic, modest Negative Traits: Shy, timid, fearful, drowns in the details, easily depressed
3:
Positive Traits:
Self-expressive, inspired, happy, fun-loving, keen imagination
Negative Traits:
Scattered energies, self-centeredness, unfinished projects, lack of direction
4:
Positive Traits: Strong sense of order, highly practical, steady growth, fine management skills Negative Traits: Lack of imagination, stubborn, fixed opinions, argumentative, slow to act
5:
Positive Traits: Expansiveness, new visionary ideas, quick thinking, versatile, resourceful Negative Traits: Restless, discontent, edgy temperament, dissatisfaction, overhasty, impatient
6:
Positive Traits: Responsible, artistic, nurturing, community-oriented, balanced, sympathetic Negative Traits: Self-righteous, obstinate, stubborn, meddlesome, egotistical, dominating
7:
Positive Traits: Methodical, analytical, intelligent, scientific, studious, solitary, perfectionist Negative Traits: Hidden motives, suspicious, overly reserved, isolated, inflexible
8:
Positive Traits: Good leader, strong sense of direction, sound judgement, decisive, commanding Negative Traits: Overly ambitious, oppressive, impatient, stressed, materialistic
9:
Positive Traits: Hearty friendliness, humanitarian instincts, giving, selfless, creative Negative Traits: Self-adulation, scattered interests, possessiveness, moodiness, carelessnessâ
So there you have it! Put the numbers you calculated to their associated meanings and work it out in your head, just like with tarot or other divinatory practices.
Just a few parting comments before I end this post.
In Summation
This is the setup for a slightly above basic numerological reading. The most basic that I ever use involves taking just the Life Path and Destiny path numbers. To take an even more complex spread, you could break down the personâs full name by each individual name, analyzing the vowels, consonants, and overall number for the first, middle, and last name individually, so that you can study what builds a person up into their full name and their path numbers. This gets very extensive very fast, and even with just the four above, you may end up doing three numbers per name plus the Life Path number. For your standard 3-name schema, this would involve ten numbers. Still manageable, but quite a lot.
On the topic of nicknames: generally, the rule in numerology is that you should use the name a person has held the longest. For example, Shay isnât my birth name, but Iâve been called Shay for just over half of my lifetime. This is a good guideline, but please consider it only as a guideline. If someone has a name they do not wish to be called, respect them, and analyze the name they give you instead. An interesting thing to do - if the subject is comfortable - is to compare the birth name with the chosen name numerologically, and they can comment on advances that you have made through your life.
This is all I can think of at the moment! Go forth and numerolocize!
Lastly, I put together a blank template so you can practice on your own :D
witchy German terms â pt 2
here another list of translated words for your writing or your witchcraft :) thanks to everyone who helped me, especially all the ideas from @lelupa!
EMOTIONS / DIE EMOTIONEN
hope - Hoffnung
euphoria - Euphorie
passion - Leidenschaft
compassion - MitgefĂŒhl
serenity - Gelassenheit
freedom - Freiheit
serendipity - GlĂŒcksfall
CREATIVITY / DIE KREATIVITĂT
poetry - Poesie / Dichtkunst
poet - Poet / Dichter
poem - Gedicht
poetic - poetisch/ dichterisch
writing - SchriftstĂŒck
writer - Autor / Schriftsteller
artsy - kĂŒnstlerisch
art - Kunst
(to) paint - malen
(to) draw - zeichnen
drawing - Zeichnung
painting - GemÀlde / Malerei
(to) photograph - fotografieren
fantasy - Phantasie
imagination - Imagination
surreal - surreal
(to) create - erschaffen / kreieren
whimsical - wunderlich / schrullig / skurril
FLOWERS / DIE BLUMEN
daisy - GĂ€nseblĂŒmchen
babyâs breath - Schleierkraut
peony - Pfingstrose
carnation - Nelke
tulip - Tulpe
sunflower - Sonnenblume
daffodil - Narzisse
gerbera - Gerbera
orchid - Orchidee
iris - Iris
lilac - Flieder
gardenia - Gardenie
jasmine - Jasmin
magnolia - Magnolie
hyacinth - Hyazinthe
lily of the valley - Maiglöckchen
lily - Lilie
poppy - Mohnblume
violet - Veilchen
wildflowers - Wildblumen
petals - BlĂŒten
thorns - Dornen
ANIMALS / DIE TIERE
wolf / wolves - Wolf / Wölfe
owl - Eule
bat - Fledermaus
cat - Katze
dog - Hund
bird - Vogel
fish - Fisch
bunny - Kaninchen
rabbit - Hase
bear - BĂ€r
tiger - Tiger
lion - Löwe
leopard - Leopard
cheetah - Gepard
raccoon - WaschbÀr
otter - Otter
deer - Reh
butterfly - Schmetterling
moth - Motte
fox - Fuchs
raven - Rabe
frog - Frosch
horse - Pferd
NATURE / DIE NATUR
forest - Wald
woodland - Waldgebiet
earthy - erdig
flame - Flamme
bonfire - Lagerfeuer
wild - wild
mother - Mutter
nature - Natur
cosmos - Kosmos / Weltall
universe - Universum
stars - Sterne
moor - Moor / Sumpf
WITCHY / HEXENARTIG
enchanting - bezaubernd / zauberhaft
enchanted - verzaubert / verhext
supernatural - ĂŒbernatĂŒrlich
ethereal - Àtherisch / himmlisch
fairy - Fee
fairies - Feen
elf - Elfe
unicorn - Einhorn
wish - Wunsch
wise - weise
celestial - himmlisch
mythical - mystisch
magical - magisch
bewitch - verzaubern / verhexen
bewitched - verzaubert / verhext
spiritual - spirituell
spirit - Geist / Seele
soul - Seele
soulmate - Seelenverwandter
twin - Zwilling
empath - Empath
psychic - ĂŒbernatĂŒrlich / ĂŒbersinnlich
sigil - Sigille
seal - Siegel
wax - Wachs
check out part one here

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Happy Imbolc
Imbolc marks the halfway point between the winter solstice and the spring equinox. As an in-between holiday, Imbolc is often easily forgotten or passed over, particularly since it falls during such a cold part of the year when many of us lack motivation to celebrate. Nonetheless, Imbolc celebrates the slowly lengthening days and the unseen stirrings of the earth beneath the ice and frozen ground as it prepares to awaken for spring. Imbolc is the perfect time to clean, to celebrate the light, to keep warm with friends and family, and to make specific plans for how you will make progress this year. It may be too cold to do much, but planning and cleaning and preparing for warmer and more productive days is the perfect way to celebrate the inevitable return of spring.
Not Good Enough For Me Curse
To make the target purposely isolate themselves with their own arrogance.
âIâm better then all these people, no one deserves me, everyone is at fault but me, they deserve to be treated badly by me, everyone is an idiot/ugly/worthless but meâ
This will be the rhetoric in their minds that will activate this curse. If they arenât a narcissistic ass then this curse shouldnât even affect them. If they look their nose down on people and treat people like dirt, then they have no one to blame but themselves.
Youâll need:
A Picture of the Person
Black Ribbon or Black Jar
Banishing Powder
Black Wax
Vinegar and Olive Oil Mixture
Get the persons picture and rub it down with the vinegar and olive oil. Rub the banishing powder all over their picture.
Picture them walking away, closing themselves in a room, ignoring people etc in your mind while you do this.
Wrap the picture in the black ribbon while reciting:
âIf you think youâre too wonderful then get away. If you think youâre too mighty then donât come to play. As long as youâre arrogant, keep yourself at bay. Your own company is the only way.â
Wrap the picture entirely if possible.
Or simply place the anointed picture in the jar and close the lid.
We want the picture to not be seen and to be covered in black. This will represent the person isolating themselves from others.
Drip the candle wax over the jar or picture to seal it.
To break the curse, break the wax seal.
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(I picked their arrogance because the person this curse was intended for plays nice for awhile to get what they want. So a regular curse along the lines of âas long as youâre meanâ wouldnât do. But this person is ALWAYS wonderful or right in their own mind. So their arrogance will be their curse, hopefully for a long time to come.)